Retrograde assault Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Sitting in the backyard this afternoon and my wife looks up at the sky and says, "isn't that a pizza box?" I look up and sure enough, several hundred feet up is a pizza box floating towards earth. We start looking around and other bits of paper and crap are floating down too. Then we see another box a couple hundred feet or so above it, floating from south to north. It's a clear hot summer day with a slight breeze with nothing else to be seen. I figure its from some pilot litter bug or trash from an invisible alien space craft cruising by. Either way its not every day you see pizza boxes dropping from the sky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 You just missed out on a way to create a new major religion. You could have been like a prohet or something too. And eventually you could have sold the pizza box on ebay. On a different tangent, how in the heck does a complete pizza box get up in the sky and who has a window big enough to throw it out of? I bet it was a military flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Tornado? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 You just missed out on a way to create a new major religion. You could have been like a prohet or something too. And eventually you could have sold the pizza box on ebay. The flying spaghetti monster in the sky expanded the menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Maybe Dominoes is sponsoring the return of God? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 ...and pizza will fall like manna from heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Maybe Dominoes is sponsoring the return of God? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 ummmm, pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Anything in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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