nogohawk Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 So before you noticed the girl in the room, were you doing any kind of like posing or talking to yourself at all? "I'm just a love machine! Hey baby... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 So not only did she see the goods she now knows it looks like an anteater Does it sound like Jackie Mason when it talks to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 So you're counting on your son's 15yo girlfriend to keep "your little secret"? You know she's eventually going to spill the beans, and imagine the phone call you're going to get from her parents then! I thought the whole point of the phone call was to explain the whole situation. What if she takes a spiteful stance after being kept apart from your son, and puts a different spin on the story? I know I'm playing devil's advocate here, but I think you're taking a risk here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 So you're counting on your son's 15yo girlfriend to keep "your little secret"? You know she's eventually going to spill the beans, and imagine the phone call you're going to get from her parents then! I thought the whole point of the phone call was to explain the whole situation. What if she takes a spiteful stance after being kept apart from your son, and puts a different spin on the story? I know I'm playing devil's advocate here, but I think you're taking a risk here. +1,000,000, embarrasing as it may have been I would have come (no pun intended)clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 (edited) So you're counting on your son's 15yo girlfriend to keep "your little secret"? You know she's eventually going to spill the beans, and imagine the phone call you're going to get from her parents then! I thought the whole point of the phone call was to explain the whole situation. What if she takes a spiteful stance after being kept apart from your son, and puts a different spin on the story? I know I'm playing devil's advocate here, but I think you're taking a risk here. Bah. No man should have to apologize for being naked in the privacy of his own pool table. After all, *she* broke into *his* house. She's lucky she wasn't dating one of Jimmy Neutron's boys. Edited August 8, 2008 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Bah. No man should have to apologize for being naked in the privacy of his own pool table. After all, *she* broke into *his* house. She's lucky she wasn't dating one of Jimmy Neutron's boys. Jimmy would have popped her in the brown eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Bah. No man should have to apologize for being naked in the privacy of his own pool table. After all, *she* broke into *his* house. She's lucky she wasn't dating one of Jimmy Neutron's boys. Jimmy would have popped her in the brown eye My beliefs hold that such pleasantries are to be bound by marriage. My kids would be in deep trouble if they were caught in a situation like this - especially my sons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 My beliefs hold that such pleasantries are to be bound by marriage. My kids would be in deep trouble if they were caught in a situation like this - especially my sons. I was thinking more along the lines that breaking into the Neutron house, after dark, on a work night, *might* be hazardous to the intruder's health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 +1,000,000, embarrasing as it may have been I would have come (no pun intended)clean. +1 for it to come out later that there was significantly more (or in this case, less) to the story than your wife originally disclosed, would make it appear to most that something was up....literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I was thinking more along the lines that breaking into the Neutron house, after dark, on a work night, *might* be hazardous to the intruder's health. Yeah, that wouldn't be a good idea. I'd approach a possible intruder with more than my long iron in my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I find this thread to be rude, borderline inappropriate... ...and absolutely f'in hilarious (or "hi-LAR-ious" as Marv Albert might say). tos should invite his son's friends over more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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