driveby Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Secretary 1: "My computer won't come on" diagnosis and solution: Monitor cable is loose. Reattached cable. Secretary 1, 5 minutes later: "It still doesn't work" diagnosis and solution: It's not on. Pushed power button. Teacher 1: "My computer won't come on" diagnosis and solution: CPU power cord not plugged in. Plugged in CPU power cord. Teacher 2: My monitor cord got eaten by ants, I need a new one" diagnosis and solution: Monitor cord was more likely run over by the shuttle launch vehicle, but nice try. Replaced cord. sheesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 (edited) And these are the people teaching our children Edited October 23, 2008 by Hat Trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Teacher 2: My monitor cord got eaten by ants, I need a new one" What? I would really love to know what led this person to believe such a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 What? I would really love to know what led this person to believe such a thing. She's been talking to Dorey about the imminent threat of ants to the future of mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 man, ants don't f8ck around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 She's better be hawt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 She's better be hawt. #2 is the girls soccer coach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 #2 is the girls soccer coach That is one stepabove the girls golf and softball coach.... Lesbians the lot of them!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 That is one stepabove the girls golf and softball coach.... Lesbians the lot of them!!!!!! She likes men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 She likes men. Then you should be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Pimp Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 #2 is the girls soccer coach She likes men. This story is useless without pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Then you should be safe. :chuckle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 Then you should be safe. walked into that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Then you should be safe. OK, Dave, you owe me a keyboard for the coke all over mine... I too, work in tech support. I wonder how some of these people get out of their house without adult supervision... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Then you should be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilly Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 She's been talking to Dorey about the imminent threat of ants to the future of mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo20 Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Move! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 driveby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted October 28, 2008 Author Share Posted October 28, 2008 got this email today; Mr. driveby, I have a computer in my room that has still not been repaired or replaced and it has been over 3 weeks since my last email. Is there anyway that I can get this matter resolved. I do believe, that I have been very patient and I try not to be a nuisance but this problem is hindering my students from completing their assignments. Thanks for working to resolve this matter. Make it a Great Day! my response: Ms. Murray, I was unable to find anything wrong with computer #23. However, the keyboard was unplugged and the mouse was missing. I plugged in the keyboard and replaced the mouse. The computer now appears to be functioning normally. Please let me know if you have any further problems. thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I noticed a bunch of 8-1/2 x 11 paper sticking out of the manual load tray on the laser printer today. I questioned the office manager and she said the printer won't pull the paper from the tray that resides under the printer, so we have to keep loading sheets into the manual tray to print. I pulled the paper out of the manual tray and there was a 1/2 gap between the printer face and the lower tray. The little LCD screen read "Paper Tray Out." I pushed it the rest of the way in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 I noticed a bunch of 8-1/2 x 11 paper sticking out of the manual load tray on the laser printer today. I questioned the office manager and she said the printer won't pull the paper from the tray that resides under the printer, so we have to keep loading sheets into the manual tray to print. I pulled the paper out of the manual tray and there was a 1/2 gap between the printer face and the lower tray. The little LCD screen read "Paper Tray Out." I pushed it the rest of the way in. Dumb people = job security Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I noticed a bunch of 8-1/2 x 11 paper sticking out of the manual load tray on the laser printer today. I questioned the office manager and she said the printer won't pull the paper from the tray that resides under the printer, so we have to keep loading sheets into the manual tray to print. I pulled the paper out of the manual tray and there was a 1/2 gap between the printer face and the lower tray. The little LCD screen read "Paper Tray Out." I pushed it the rest of the way in. One day you will rule the world. One day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 One day you will rule the world. One day. Can you at least give me a hint. When? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 (edited) Mr. driveby, I have a computer in my room that has still not been repaired or replaced ... What kind of dumbass uses his real name on a FF message board?!? Edited October 31, 2008 by Big F'n Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I noticed a bunch of 8-1/2 x 11 paper sticking out of the manual load tray on the laser printer today. I questioned the office manager and she said the printer won't pull the paper from the tray that resides under the printer, so we have to keep loading sheets into the manual tray to print. I pulled the paper out of the manual tray and there was a 1/2 gap between the printer face and the lower tray. The little LCD screen read "Paper Tray Out." I pushed it the rest of the way in. Thanks again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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