MikesVikes Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Lahoma Sue Smith was arrested and charged with prostitution in Oklahoma City last week after she allegedly agreed to perform a sex act on a man in exchange for a case of chips. The box of Frito chips was worth an estimated $30. The John in this case was cruising an area known for prostitution problems, and he had the case of chips in his back seat. Lahoma Sue Smith and the man were in a parked car engaged in a sex act when police approached them. The man who was caught with our junk food loving prostitute, Lahoma Sue Smith, told police he worked for Frito-Lay. He reportedly told police that he was having trouble with his wife and needed company. When he told Lahoma that he didn’t have any money to pay for sex she agreed to accept the chips as payment. Police did not arrest the John, but did arrest Lahoma Sue Smith for prostitution and driving on a suspended license. She pleaded not guilty to the charges, and received a fine of $1,142. You know how many bags of Fritos you can buy with that kind of money? link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 I think that I could eat just one. But I haven't tried. I would have to be very, very, very drunk to do that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) I fail to see the problem. He basically took her on a date. Some food then sex. Edited June 26, 2009 by H8tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 any currency(fritos) exchanged is not for sexual favors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Can someone explain to me why prostitution is a crime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Can someone explain to me why prostitution is a crime? winner winner chicken dinner!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cliche Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Shes's a chip off the old cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Can someone explain to me why prostitution is a crime? And when they're done with that would they kindly explain why they never bust the person paying for it? I mean, it's either a crime or it's not. If it's a crime to take money for sex, then it's a crime to pay money for sex. But they always send the dude on his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 You guys have a good point. Where do you draw the line? Bring a chick out to a fancy restaurant and then back to your place afterwards for some dessert? Or skip the restaurant and throw in a bag of chips for a few minutes in your car? We have all been prostitutes or Johns. I will still argue that the dude overpaid for her. She isn't worth a single chip, imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Can someone explain to me why prostitution is a crime? Completely agree. It's a ridiculous waste of police resources to spend time on this non-crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Wonder what he could get for a case of Ho-Ho's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Wonder what he could get for a case of Ho-Ho's? You say that as like you're impressed by what he pulled for a case of chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 And when they're done with that would they kindly explain why they never bust the person paying for it? I mean, it's either a crime or it's not. If it's a crime to take money for sex, then it's a crime to pay money for sex. But they always send the dude on his way. St Paul police post a picture of every john they catch on their web site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 (edited) Can someone explain to me why prostitution is a crime? States' rights, my man. FWIW, I don't think prostitution should be categorically illegal. But I do think street level prostitution should be. Edited June 27, 2009 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 States' rights, my man. FWIW, I don't think prostitution should be categorically illegal. But I do think street level prostitution should be. Not sure if I agree or disagree, just curious why you feel that way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 It is illegal because if it were legal, it could be taxed and health codes applied keeping the prostitutes and johns healthy. It would eradicate cruel pimps who prey on runaways and homeless women. I personally think protecting us from each other is a big enough job without worrying about protecting us from ourselves. But that's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Not sure if I agree or disagree, just curious why you feel that way? There's lots of things that are legal, but that I don't want to see going on in front of my house or business. More importantly, where there are hookers there are other issues (drugs, graffiti, pimps, johns, traffic, etc). I keep my sex within the confines of my privacy, and I expect the same from others regardless of whether their sex is casual or professional. Or, at a minimum, I'd be okay with certain areas (aka a red light district) where its cool to walk the streets, but you have to be licensed or whatever. Just because it's legal doesn't mean it should be come an unchecked free-for-all. I'm fine with whorehouses, I'm fine with escort services, internet ads, whatever comes with a modicum of discretion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 There's lots of things that are legal, but that I don't want to see going on in front of my house or business. More importantly, where there are hookers there are other issues (drugs, graffiti, pimps, johns, traffic, etc). I keep my sex within the confines of my privacy, and I expect the same from others regardless of whether their sex is casual or professional. Or, at a minimum, I'd be okay with certain areas (aka a red light district) where its cool to walk the streets, but you have to be licensed or whatever. Just because it's legal doesn't mean it should be come an unchecked free-for-all. I'm fine with whorehouses, I'm fine with escort services, internet ads, whatever comes with a modicum of discretion. Fair enough, and I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Shes's a chip off the old cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Shes's a chip off the old cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 When i was young, me and another guy tried to talk a couple young hookers in Monterey to spend the weekend in San Fransico with us. They just laughed and told us they could make more money hanging around the bus station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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