whomper Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm in jury duty today. We aren't in court yet. We are in the waiting room before court watching a mandatory film. I got a late start today and didn't have a chance to drop a duece. I am cramping up in this room. Got gas. Let out a test fart and the results weren't good for anyone within 2-4 feet. In this room we have decent seperation. When we get to court could be tight quarters. I need to drop anchor after this film or court could get ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lennykravitz2004 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 GL. They allow iPod's in there during jury selection? Don't worry, I had a double-deuce this morning. One for each of us. That Friday's was delicious last night! Just make sure it's gas when you lean over to squeeze one out. Unless you think the judge might excuse you for a shart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 This film is rivaling the english patient in length. I am also not a good dumper under pressure. I am more of a project dumper. I need a quick strike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 GL. They allow iPod's in there during jury selection? Don't worry, I had a double-deuce this morning. One for each of us. That Friday's was delicious last night! Just make sure it's gas when you lean over to squeeze one out. Unless you think the judge might excuse you for a shart? All devices need to be shut only in court. In these waiting rooms they are allowed. People are wired up to the gils here. Laptops etc. I think 1 guy brought pong. I'm gonna challenge him soon. Sharting actually is a concern here as well. Test fart was carrying some steam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Take a trash can into the corner of the room and unload, it may even get you out of jury duty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 They are validating our parking tickets now. After that I am going in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 They are validating our parking tickets now. After that I am going in Luckily you aren't taking percocet, or it could be awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Two words: Crop Dusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 anyway yer Bro can drop ya off some matches and a eagles shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 Two words: Crop Dusting. Crop dusted on the validation line. Risky. From holding these in the farts became short and choppy. Unexpexted volume was a risk After ticket validation I made a run for it. Terrible facilities. Never been on a bowl so low. I'm sitting there like johnny bench and true to form I am choking under pressure. Bombing away as far as the gas but not deliverin. Finally had some production but basically just moved things around. Im about 40 % out of the woods but the gas is still an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm actually here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Man, this is almost as good as the TP thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 have FW call in a bomb threat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Man, this is almost as good as the TP thread. the Johnny Bench visual is awesome.....we've all been in that stance where yer ass is 2 ' below yer knees and one starts ta wobble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm in jury duty today. We aren't in court yet. We are in the waiting room before court watching a mandatory film. I got a late start today and didn't have a chance to drop a duece. I am cramping up in this room. Got gas. Let out a test fart and the results weren't good for anyone within 2-4 feet. In this room we have decent seperation. When we get to court could be tight quarters. I need to drop anchor after this film or court could get ugly. My daily chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Best. Thread. Ever. :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Crop dusted on the validation line. Risky. From holding these in the farts became short and choppy. Unexpexted volume was a risk After ticket validation I made a run for it. Terrible facilities. Never been on a bowl so low. I'm sitting there like johnny bench and true to form I am choking under pressure. Bombing away as far as the gas but not deliverin. Finally had some production but basically just moved things around. Im about 40 % out of the woods but the gas is still an issue. "Sir... why are you sweaty and pale? And could you please remove the rotting flesh from your pockets before rejoining us?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Best. Thread. Ever. :lol My vote! (I am crying here and the students think there's something wrong.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Riveting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Three hours since the last update. Hope he didn't poop himself in the courtroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Three hours since the last update. Hope he didn't poop himself in the courtroom. With his luck, they worked thru lunch and ordered some Chinese food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 With his luck, they worked thru lunch and ordered some Taco Bell fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 glad you enjoyed my anxiety and near humiliation. I am home now. Actually got selected to a civil trial. Judge said it should last till thurs. Fri the latest and court is closed wed. I almost got off and the lawyers dismissed a juror and the judge called my name. I usually get off by saying my dad is a retired cop but the case isn't criminal. Hackensack for 3 days. Yipee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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