Square Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 im 20 and dream about getting preyed on by a cougar! One of my favorite quotes from Little Miss Sunshine: Grandpa: Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fu(k a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women. At the very least, follow The Campground Rule. I'm a little scared to ask, but what is the Campground Rule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Your definition of "bad" is different to mine. Its like Zap Brannigan from Futureama says in the episode where he is forced to have sex with amazon women, "We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 +1 I must be in the minority here but when I was 22, cougars were always a good way to get laid and you wouldn't have to worry about them latching on and wanting a relationship afterwards. I guess I'm just programmed differently. +2 I had a couple of cougar "sugar mommas" when in college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 +2 I had a couple of cougar "sugar mommas" when in college. +3 Me too . . Good times . . gooood times. bartending was the best hook up ever in college . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I have sex with a grandma cougar all the time. She knows what she wants and it's alright with me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 (edited) I actually dont mind an older woman at all. Dont get me wrong, I aint on granny pron sites but I dont mind a nice put together woman that is older than me at all. I would throw a 21 year old out of bed for eating crackers either. Meh, I'd pretty much bang any of them. Nothing to see here. Carry on. This of course all hypothetical. I am married , which means my penis is semi retired Edited December 18, 2009 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 This of course all hypothetical. I am married , which means my penis is semi retired not retired. just a long term contract with no free agency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 not retired. just a long term contract with no free agency. and very limited playing time most of the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 and very limited playing time most of the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I'm a little scared to ask, but what is the Campground Rule? An older partner should treat a younger one like you're supposed to treat a campsite - leave only footprints and leave it in better shape than you found it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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