kpholmes Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) Some excerpts: "Pick your furniture like you pick a wife: It should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it." "The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two" "I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly." "War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker." (Note these were only some of the few appropriate ones) Edited April 20, 2010 by kpholmes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I can't open that link but I saw something like that on facebook. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpholmes Posted April 20, 2010 Author Share Posted April 20, 2010 I can't open that link but I saw something like that on facebook. Hilarious. Forums filtered it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 not that it really pertains, but my dad always uses the phrase "per se" lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 some funny stuff here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) My wife is a fan of "Mom's who drink and swear" on facebook. That woman is hilarious! One recent post: tonight i celebrate finishing my second master's degree. defended my paper and i'm f done. BOO F[ YA. yeah me and we are so broke that i'm gonna drink wine from aldi. you heard me, ALDI. winking owl wine mamma gonna watch some vampire porn, get crunk and celebrate being so f educated that i'm like...ly unemployable. at least sex is free. And that is one of the tame ones. Edited April 22, 2010 by DMD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 This must be TimC's dad... "What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 following him on twitter and a fan on facebook. can't get enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 This must be TimC's dad... "What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 following him on twitter and a fan on facebook. can't get enough. Good stuff ... just added him to my Follow list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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