Choppy Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 On a coyote. Jogging with his dog. Read it on Yahoo news. I'd post the link but I'm so damned computer illiterate I don't know how. Can't believe Perch isn't all over this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Bang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Coyote? That's a walk in the park compared to a retard in your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Coyote? That's a walk in the park compared to a retard in your house. No kidding, most coyotes are smart enough to be scared of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 A politician scared of snakes? Is that ironic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Wait, is it standard for people in Texas to go jogging with a pistol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Wait, is it standard for people in Texas to go jogging with a pistol? The answer is yes even if you remove "jogging" from the sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Wait, is it standard for people in Texas to go jogging with a pistol? it's the "jogging" part that's basically unheard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 A politician scared of snakes? Is that ironic? these folk sprinkle gunpowder on the cherios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Wait, is it standard for people in Texas to go jogging with a pistol? Do they make a special jock strap for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Do they make a special jock strap for this? It's called a belly band, and yes, I have one. Perch and Jimmy probably do too, and DMD might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Do they make a special jock strap for this? Nah, you run with a pistol in each hand. They take the place of the weights you see little girls and yankees run with sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 It's called a belly band, and yes, I have one. Perch and Jimmy probably do too, and DMD might. Holds the .45 and two spare clips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10g_DBA Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 It's called a belly band, and yes, I have one. Perch and Jimmy probably do too, and DMD might. I've always been afraid of those. One false move and you've blown your d!ck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I've always been afraid of those. One false move and you've blown your d!ck off. You know Texan's don't keep the safeties on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I've always been afraid of those. One false move and you've blown your d!ck off. With the safeties on a 1911 no chance. Still if you are scared, don't chamber a round. Of course then you will probably get shot racking it if you ever need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Cool Might as well wear a fanny pack cause that thing just screams "GUN!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swashbucklers Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Nah, you run with a pistol in each hand. They take the place of the weights you see little girls and yankees run with sometimes. First thing I thought of when I read this was Yosemite Sam chasing after Bugs Bunny. Does everyone in Texas have an intense hatred towards rabbits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 First thing I thought of when I read this was Yosemite Sam chasing after Bugs Bunny. Does everyone in Texas have an intense hatred towards rabbits? I love rabbit, in stew. One more reason to shoot them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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