SEC=UGA Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 (edited) Sooooo, I ate some leftover brownies the other night and got food poisoning. Let me tell ya, that was the worst I have felt in YEARS. My anus feels like Amtrak has opened up an express line through it. When that lava temperatured liquid shoots out of it it is all I can do to keep from crying. The projectile vomiting wasn't too bad, except for the fact that I think I pulled a muscle in my neck and popped a blood vessel in my eye. My brain feels like it is still swelling, not aheadache as such, but just massive pressure around the entirety of my cranium. All of my muscles and joints ache and I'm still somewhat out of it. That, and it feels like some one beat on my kidney's with a rubber hose. Other than that Edited June 2, 2010 by SEC=UGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 My anus feels like Amtrak has opened up an express line through it. That's hot. Dibs on the signature. Had it once. Miserable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Leftover from last year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Leftover from last year? My thought also. Eating a brownie? (hold the jokes please) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 That's really all I can figure caused it. I think they may have been undercooked to start with and after having sat out for two days some bacteria built up on them. That, and I ate them and my wife didn't, I got sick and she didn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Food poisoning is one of the most miserable things evah... I remember the old sit on the john with a trash can between the knees routine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 Food poisoning is one of the most miserable things evah... I remember the old sit on the john with a trash can between the knees routine... That little piece of advice woulda helped Monday night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Pot brownies laced with LSD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 Pot brownies laced with LSD? Nah, I'da been good with that. Though I was never a big toker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Salmonella? Stay hydrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Food poisoning sucks big time. Strange that you got it from brownies though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I'm never one for old items made with milk and egg that have gone bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I had a bout Sunday through Monday. The stabbing sux. Could be. Anyththing from min to72hrs. Could be from handling, storing, prep of food or poor temp control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I think it is because SEC forgot the rule of wipe with your left, eat with your right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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