matt770 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 There was a woman in her mid 40's that I worked with when I was in my mid 20's. She was in middle management and I was a cube dweller. About a year after she left the company, I ran into her at the supermarket and we talked for a while and she invited me over to her place for dinner. Now she wasn't bad for her age, in fact she was petite and in decent shape. But I was maybe 27 at the time and it was completely out of the question. Funny how after you get married, you remember every last piece of tail you ever turned down and regret the hell out of it. Ah, that mental rolodex comes in handy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I cant properly answer this without seeing your cans Sadly, this post was completely ignored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 At least this hasn't gone in the direction of GILF yet. Whew, cause then I'd start having some issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Distinction? Wait til we add in GILFs. Fixed. At least this hasn't gone in the direction of GILF yet. Whew, cause then I'd start having some issues. Are you sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 There was a woman in her mid 40's that I worked with when I was in my mid 20's. She was in middle management and I was a cube dweller. About a year after she left the company, I ran into her at the supermarket and we talked for a while and she invited me over to her place for dinner. Now she wasn't bad for her age, in fact she was petite and in decent shape. But I was maybe 27 at the time and it was completely out of the question. Funny how after you get married, you remember every last piece of tail you ever turned down and regret the hell out of it. Ah, that mental rolodex comes in handy... So you didn't let her manage your middle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Are you sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 if I see a bangin chick dropping her kid off at my kid's preschool, to me that's a MILF, whether she's in her 20s or her 40s. Was at a small local woodworking company earlier this week and the black chick who runs the place has a 22 year old daughter and is by far the hottest chick I have seen for a very long time. Working in that place, she is a serious fire hazard. Hot doesn't begin to describe her..........stuff she walks by spontaneously combusts. BRB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 At least this hasn't gone in the direction of GILF yet. Whew, cause then I'd start having some issues. I don't know about you dude... all things equal, between a smoking hot 30 year old and a smoking hot 50 year old, I am all over the 50 year old and prey that I need to see a chiropractor afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 So you didn't let her manage your middle? Man, we coulda done it standing up and everything, and probably stuff I hadn't even learned yet at the time. Dammit. And of course now she's like 60 and I have no idea where she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 (edited) Was at a small local woodworking company earlier this week and the black chick who runs the place has a 22 year old daughter and is by far the hottest chick I have seen for a very long time. Working in that place, she is a serious fire hazard. Hot doesn't begin to describe her..........stuff she walks by spontaneously combusts. BRB. Is that a Grizzly in your pants? Time for the big dipper. Edited March 25, 2011 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 If she's in her 20's dropping a 5 year old off she got knocked up when she was very young = wh*re. So if she is 22 and has a 5 year old she can only be a wh*re? Is that your final take on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 When I was younger, I always considered a MILF, a woman 30 or older with a kid. But now that I'm older, I just see hot chicks with trophies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 what if she's 27 dropping off a 3 y/o, dipchit? that's more of a "stifler's mom" or "mrs. robinson" concept than "MILF". Stifler's mom was one of the ORIGINAL MILFs MILF, MILF, MILF!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Real men only go with one category -WILF We welcome all ages and couldn't care less if you've pushed a kid out of our fun time hole - hotness is the only requirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Real men only go with one category -WILF Yeah, but what does Wilf think about it? NTTAWWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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