Azazello1313 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 just read for yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Holy infected link az. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 Holy infected link az. Thanks. not coming up with anything on my system. it's a link to the daily mail site, one of the biggest newspapers in the UK. I'd take the link down if it seemed sketchy, but I'm not really seeing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 text of the story if yer skeered of the link... A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days. Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it. But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate. She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick. Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable. She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going. The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson. Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra. Both have now been arrested. When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Hey guys...is this the robbery line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 not coming up with anything on my system. it's a link to the daily mail site, one of the biggest newspapers in the UK. I'd take the link down if it seemed sketchy, but I'm not really seeing it. worked fine for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 worked fine for me Came up fine for me too. Obama probably finally gave bp the clap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Came up fine for me too. Obama probably finally gave bp the clap. That would be awesome. It would then be funny to read how BP would say "Hey the clap is not bad - if it would have been Bush it would be worse and probably would have been Aids - I heart Obama" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I need a haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 not coming up with anything on my system. it's a link to the daily mail site, one of the biggest newspapers in the UK. I'd take the link down if it seemed sketchy, but I'm not really seeing it. I have symantec antivirus, and it went nuts halfway through the article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Came up fine for me too. Obama probably finally gave bp the clap. Hope and change = a prescription for penicilin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I have symantec antivirus, and it went nuts halfway through the article. Maybe it got sick of arguing with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I predict a number of robbery attempts at that salon in the near future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 symantec antivirus There's your problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrip Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I want to shake this woman's hand and congratulate her on a job well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 So she just keeps Viagra lying around? My guess, this isn't the 1st time this has happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 So she just keeps Viagra lying around? My guess, this isn't the 1st time this has happened. She's probably a were-panther. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I noticed that, according to the story, despite being the "victim" of this "ordeal," the "man" hasn't accused the woman of rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I would face the perile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 How do you force feed someone viagra? It's a pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 How do you force feed someone viagra? It's a pill. My guess is if she lits his tits up with one Karate kick she can get him to swallow a pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 My guess is if she lits his tits up with one Karate kick she can get him to swallow a pill. hawt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redfish Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I would face the perile. No such thing as a bad place for a Python line. Well done. "She's only a black-belt................." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I was always told that Viagra only really works if you are sexually stimulated I didnt think just taking it would "do the trick" if you were in a situation like this where you were being "forced against your will" . Reminds me of the greatest exchange in cinema history Deniro: I couldnt get it up last night Crystal: Do you mean sexually ? Deniro: No, for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually Crystal: You know they make pills for that Deniro: No. No. A hard on should be gotten naturally or not gotten at all Crystal: Ahh Thats beautiful. Who said that , Mark Twain ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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