BearBroncos Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Just tell her this is a different Mike Vick. This one came from the other Hawks and is Dark brown. That other Vick's a jerk and would never draft that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Most passionate interest she's taken in FF in 6 years! Now granted she works for a pit-bull rescue, but really? As if my drafting Vick would mean I somehow condoned his actions? I gave her the "points is points argument", but she would have none of it and called me back FIVE times to make me promise I wouldn't draft him! It's not like I would want to root for the scumbag (or the Iggles for that matter), but when has that ever mattered to any owner worth their salt? I also gave her the "remember the 73 inch TV I got us when I won BOTH leagues in 2009" argument, but she hung up on me! Could get interesting come draft day...... Tell her the only way you wont draft Vick is if she lets you take a dump on her chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 This is a fishing trip worth of Mr Spain! Tell her you passed on Vick and took Ron Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Tell her the only way you wont draft Vick is if she lets you take a dump on her chest I always get my way by employing that ultimatum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTSuper7 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Why don't you do what every red blooded American male does and lie to her? Make her think she is getting her way and do whatever you want. Does she check your roster or something? This. My wife doesn't give a Cleveland Steamer what I do with my FF rosters. Unless your woman is in the league or splits the entry fee with you or something, she shouldn't care either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 This is what happens when you talk to your significant other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themiraclejones Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 it's better to ask forgiveness than permission my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 We are not a terrorist cell, we are not a terrorist cell, we... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 When I was 14 or so, my dad told me: "Son, don't get Thighmaster whipped. Whoop that Thighmaster!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I think it is all relative to be honest. This may sound shallow but... If she looks like THIS , or THIS, I'm skipping football season all together and spending the weekends in bed with a gallon of cocoa butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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