dmarc117 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Charlie Sheen's hookering around has finally scared Denise Richards into visiting a medical facility for some testing: A terrified Denise Richards has secretly taken an AIDS test because she's convinced that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Charlie had been cheating on her with hookers throughout their attempted reconciliation. What's shocking to me isn't her concern for having AIDS, but her apparent lack of concern for all the other diseases she probably has. I doubt there are streets that have seen as many hookers as Charlie Sheen. He's likely the largest collection of venereal diseases in the country. He's the Ellis Island of STD's, his thingie standing at the gates, proudly welcoming one and all. At its base is the small inscription: Give me your syphilis, your gonorrhea, your huddled masses of small, itchy bumps. The wretched refuse of whatever that is on your inner thigh. As long as I'm paying for it, I'll take all I can get. And you'd wonder how he could fit it all, but darn that man has a wide crotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I think that guy rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 So small itchy bumps is a STD??? UH OH.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Sure Charlie only thinks with his other head, but she knew that going in. He leaves nothing to the imagination and chicks still dig him. Gets me all teared up, I love Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 in an interview when asked about the hookers sheen said " i pay them so they won't be there in the morning" classic........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I think that guy rocks! 1314855[/snapback] Denise Richards or street paid friend? Personally I think he's an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I think that guy rocks! 1314855[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 A fraternity brother of mine was at a Laker game about 10-12 years ago and was lucky enough to get a luxury box seat... so he's in the pisser (private, just for those in boxes) and he's at the john and in walks Charlie Sheen and starts takin' a whiz. My buddy's sorta lookin at him... trying to figure out if it was really Charlie Sheen. Charlie looks over at him, pauses and says "dude, are you gonna let me piss or what?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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