rajncajn Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimC Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Note to self: Do not sign her card with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I'm not sharing this one with the bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rajncajn Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 I'm not sharing this one with the bride. 1323857[/snapback] Mine sent it to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the drivewayfor me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. 1323791[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoe Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the drivewayfor me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. 1323791[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Mine sent it to me. 1323863[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 An oldie but goodie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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