Dutch Oven Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 PM Please. 1427748[/snapback] well, tell you what everybody. enjoy this picture of bier, and hopefully you're smart enough to navigate photobucket from there...if not, PM hugh one. 1427791[/snapback] Did she rub poop on her nipples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Did she rub poop on her nipples? 1427883[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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geeteebee Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Dude, I didn't know they had red headed chicks in Africa. Monique is hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Dude, I didn't know they had red headed chicks in Africa.1428015[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Did she rub poop on her nipples? 1427883[/snapback] no, i did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Here is the passport page I promised http://www.floridaimpressions.com/fs/mcgil...ddypassport.jpg1427850[/snapback] OH MY GOD--that is some FUNNY sh|t!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 Dear Monique, Actually my grandfather likes you alot. He insists that I marry you. Or rather that I propose. I like you and all, the idea appeals to me, but I think we can just be business partners and that's it. I gave you my promise that I would help you and so I will. The problem is that I have been in touch with a girl in Ghana that I really like too. She seems a lot more interested in marriage than you are and she doesn't hesitate to send me photos. I'm not ready to give up the idea of marrying you when this is all done, maybe we will if we want. It would certainly make my grandfather happy. I would treat you well with great love, but I feel my heart and soul are with the girl in Ghana. My grandfather is a really old man and has a hard time trusting people. It's easier this way, believe me, it's hard to get anything done from China. And I also think that pictures and trust are important. Your lawyer is asking for a rather large up front fee, we'd be happy to pay it after the money is freed up. It's all about establishing trust at this point. My grandfather wants to be cautious. I don't blame him. Love, Jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 HELLO MY HUSBAND THANKS DFOR LOVING ME, THIS IS A SHORT LETTER FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM ALWYS THINKING ABOUT YOU AND HOWWE CAN BE TOGETHER AND INFACT I CAN NOT WAIT TO BE WITH YOU AS MY LOVE AND HONEY, PLEASE TAKE CARTE OF YOUR BID PANIS FOR ME OK -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls. Great rates starting at 1¢/min. Reply Forward Invite gifty to Gmail ------------------------------ Jeff Harpe to gifty More options Apr 19 (15 hours ago) gifty, I'm glad to see that you're thinking of me. I'd like you to do something for me. Can you take this personality test... It pretty much has me pegged as INTP 67-50-12-44 and I'd like to see what your results come up as. http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp Love, Jeff -------------------- gifty amponsah to me More options 2:04 am (12 hours ago) hello my man my love i can not do that work ok, pls i am pls don't lauph at me ok,ahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old School Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 MY LOVE AND HONEY,PLEASE TAKE CARTE OF YOUR BID PANIS FOR ME OK -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1428493[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 The "help me inherit money from my dead relative" scheme is old... these scam artists (even Gifty) would have a lot better luck shaking their ass. I mean seriously, she's such an incompetant scam artist, but may actually be really fun to play with if you don't mind cumpleet stoopiditie. I could see how guys may be interested in sending her airfare money. I might have even been tempted myself if she was the only one I was replying to and I didn't know she was Monique. Still I (maybe all of us) have read about guys being left waiting with flowers at the airport for girls just like her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old School Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Voltaire, This ranks as the best thread I have ever followed on a message board- Very creative. Thanks for sharing with us. You may recall I was sent to Qingdao twice last year. My friend now works there full time, and is bored to tears. I'll be e-mailing him with a suggestion on how to occupy the spare time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I could see how guys may be interested in sending her airfare money. I might have even been tempted myself if she was the only one I was replying to and I didn't know she was Monique. Still I (maybe all of us) have read about guys being left waiting with flowers at the airport for girls just like her. 1428535[/snapback] Seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Hey, I've got a pretty bid panis too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I could see how guys may be interested in sending her airfare money. I might have even been tempted myself if she was the only one I was replying to and I didn't know she was Monique. 1428535[/snapback] Sounds like something Thews would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 (edited) Seriously? 1428723[/snapback] The girl is beautiful and I could hook her up with well paying work as an English teacher here -no I'm not joking- far better than most Chinese. You may see her lack of spelling skills/ reading comprehension and think how is this possible. The dirty secret is that in China, the demand is so great that anyone with round eyes and rudimentary skills can teach English. Germans, French, and Algerians do. In Ghana, she's a native speaker, even if she dropped out of 4th grade, Chinese schools won't care. As a college educated American with a good reputation, I'm set for life. ETA- I won't pay for anybody to come see me... I don't want to get cheated. Just saying lots of guys do. Edited April 20, 2006 by Voltaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 ETA- I won't pay for anybody to come see me... I don't want to get cheated. Just saying lots of guys do. 1428754[/snapback] yeah. and besides, the local chinese women wouldn't be able to handle a man with such a BID PANIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 yeah. and besides, the local chinese women wouldn't be able to handle a man with such a BID PANIS. 1428782[/snapback] They can. They ... can't handle a man that wants a Bid Family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 (edited) Classic Thread. I really open this thread the most. should be pinned in tailgate Edited April 20, 2006 by MrTed46 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 I'm not happy with this ending. I'm gonna try one more time to get these Oprahs to start getting serious about ripping me off. I can't believe I have to beg them to take my money. It's a simple enough request. ------- Hi Monique, I haven't heard from you in a long time. Have you found somebody else to handle your problem for you? My grandafther and I promised that we would help, but I don't know what's going on, I haven't heard from either of you for over a week. Did you ever send him the identification he asked for? We probably won't be able to help unless you send him the ID he requested. I hope things are going OK for you. Jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 New Huddlerism...Bid Panis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I checked in on this when it was first posted but I had no idea it turned into this What a friggin great thread I read every post, very entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 I thought this thing was dead, I hadn't heard from them in a long time. Got this in my inbox today... Monique's English has really improved alot. Maybe I'm back in business but I have to get back into the fishing mood. ************* monique david to me More options May 15 (1 day ago) Hi Jeff, Yes. I really do not want to continue with you and that is why I have decided not to contact you again. Till now I have not found someone else to help and I am not ready to expose myself and my business to anyone because of the experience of disappointment I had from you through your grand father. I have been so skeptical about the way your grandfather is anxious to get my identity because the lawyer - Barrister Musa Diarra told me that the inter'l passport copy of your grandfather is not original but a fake inter'l passport because it seems as if your grandfather erazed the passport number on the passport. I saw the copy of the passport too ; it is obvious that either you nor your grandfather are not straight with me as I can not rely on someone who can not trust the person who is offering a business relationship. I am the person offering a business proposal to you ; and you are NOT the person to ask me to provide my ID ; I should be in the proper position to ask that from you ; If you wish to proceed with this transaction, you will have to follow my instructions. If do not feel convinced ; then you are invited to visit me here in africa so that we can go to my late father's bank to meet with them face to face. If you feel like replying back , then I will wait to hear from you. Thank you, Monique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 I'm still waiting to see if she sends in a pic holding a pancake on her head pushing the fart button to prove it's her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Alright let's start a pool of money for ol Vol to go visit her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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