spain Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 My wife is off from work today so I drove her van to work. I pull up to a stop light, minding my own business. I casually glance over to my right and there is this unbelievably hot blonde in a new convertable Porsche. She is absolutely breathtaking. She has a long blonde hair and is runway model quality. I cant help but to stare at her for just a second. She stares back and guns her engine I instinctively suck in my gut as I rev the engine of the pastel blue Dodge Caravan. She laughs, I laugh. Luckily, we are taking the same interstate and we pass each other several times on the way to my office. Playfully, frollicking down the road. I am Clark Griswold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Were you wearing the white patent-leather loafers too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Were you wearing the white patent-leather loafers too? Nothing but the best!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 My wife is off from work today so I drove her van to work. I pull up to a stop light, minding my own business. I casually glance over to my right and there is this unbelievably hot blonde in a new convertable Porsche. She is absolutely breathtaking. She has a long blonde hair and is runway model quality. I cant help but to stare at her for just a second. She stares back and guns her engine I instinctively suck in my gut as I rev the engine of the pastel blue Dodge Caravan. She laughs, I laugh. Luckily, we are taking the same interstate and we pass each other several times on the way to my office. Playfully, frollicking down the road. I am Clark Griswold! I would examine any sandwich you get VERY carefully before eating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 You're on an extremely lucky streak. Enjoy the fantasy. Don't mention the above to Mrs. Spain, however, or all the luck won't help you. In fact, this is probably a trick/test from God to see if you deserve more good fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 The dog peed on the sandwiches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 You're on an extremely lucky streak. Enjoy the fantasy. Don't mention the above to Mrs. Spain, however, or all the luck won't help you. In fact, this is probably a trick/test from God to see if you deserve more good fortune. Is it wierd that I took all my clothes off and jumped in the nearest swimming pool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 you rev your engine @ someone in seattle & you get shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Is it wierd that I took all my clothes off and jumped in the nearest swimming pool? Since I have just done the same, not at all, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 My wood is so hard right now a cat couldnt scratch it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Is it wierd that I took all my clothes off and jumped in the nearest swimming pool? of course not (as long as there was a pool waitress around to take your order so that you didn't have to get out of the pool anytime soon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Pimp Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 My wood is so hard right now a cat couldnt scratch it... Nice Clia.....oh this is Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I thought this was going to be a thread about packing the car for vacation. My wife calls my Clark every end of June when I pack the old Mini Van for the family vacation. Trying to get half the house into and on a mini van is not easy. That said in response to your post I'm always checking out chicks when driving the big ass mini van and then wonder why because even if I was single I would have absolutely a Zero % chance at picking up this chick because I'm driving this beastly mini van, a nice mini van but still a mini van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 My wood is so hard right now a cat couldnt scratch it... This post was uncalled for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 This post was uncalled for. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 My wood is so hard right now a cat couldnt scratch it... I believe this is a Wilford Brimley quote from "Cocoon". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 uh, sorry but only momos drive minivans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I believe this is a Wilford Brimley quote from "Cocoon". thought it was don ameche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 uh, sorry but only momos drive minivans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 uh, sorry but only momos drive minivans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 You only qualify if you get busted skinnydipping with this hottie later tonight and get past it by telling your wife that the other woman is ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Espana, I told you to trade in the kid for a Corvette to bang the blondies. You know how much a healthy white kid brings nowadays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Espana, I told you to trade in the kid for a Corvette to bang the blondies. You know how much a healthy white kid brings nowadays? wife = vette kids = porsche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 uh, sorry but only momos drive minivans I'll tell my wife you said that. I drive a cool car. A Malibu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 My wife is off from work today so I drove her van to work. I pull up to a stop light, minding my own business. I casually glance over to my right and there is this unbelievably hot blonde in a new convertable Porsche. She is absolutely breathtaking. She has a long blonde hair and is runway model quality. I cant help but to stare at her for just a second. She stares back and guns her engine I instinctively suck in my gut as I rev the engine of the pastel blue Dodge Caravan. She laughs, I laugh. Luckily, we are taking the same interstate and we pass each other several times on the way to my office. Playfully, frollicking down the road. I am Clark Griswold! Well, if you had been driving the Yugo GT instead of the minivan, you may have had a chance! And don't worry, if she is driving a new Porsche, you know she is married and her husband gave it to her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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