seminoles Posted February 15, 2007 Author Share Posted February 15, 2007 When you get a big ol' tube 'o lube for Valentine's Day and all you think is - wow -that'll last a while. think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 When your maxim subscription is replaced by parenting magazines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 (edited) When I chucked my bong. Edited February 15, 2007 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 When yer tending bar and the incredibly hot 19 year old young woman with the the 32E breasts on a size 2 frame ..... calls you sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 When yer tending bar and the incredibly hot 19 year old young woman with the the 32E breasts on a size 2 frame ..... calls you sir. I make them call me sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 You kind of creep me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 When I committed myself to one woman for the rest of my life were just nuts, not old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 when going up stairs, your knees and ankles sound like rice krispies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I know I not going to live forever and am damn glad of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Preparing my oldest daughter to leave for college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 never old. just getting older. seriously, when it hit me I was getting older was after playing softball (guy's nite out thing) and a hot lil milf came walking by. Everyone was making comments. She started to walk by, smiled and said, "Man, you haven't changed a bit from school" (directed @ me) found out she graduated 2 years LATER than me. That's when getting older sank in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 When I chucked my bong. yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Friends call last minute and invite me to things that involve leaving the house after 8 and more than a 20 minute ride, and I generally decline. Last minute events that start after 10 are right out. THat didn;t used to be the case, but marriage and age took the wind out of those sails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 i no longer have the patience to wait in line for anything.....in traffic, to get a drink, at the grocery store, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Grandkids!! When I take care of them, I wonder how I ever got through it the first time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 i no longer have the patience to wait in line for anything.....in traffic, to get a drink, at the grocery store, etc. That doesn't make you old. That makes you a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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