spain Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: * 40-ish..................................49. * Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. * Athletic................................No breasts. * Average looking.....................Moooo. * Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar. * Emotionally Secure..................On medication. * Feminist...............................Fat. * Free Spirit.............................Junkie. * Friendship first.......................Former Slut. * New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places. * Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s * Open-minded.........................Desperate. * Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. * Professional...........................****. * Voluptuous...........................Very fat. * Large frame...........................Hugely fat. * Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: * Yes.....................................No * No......................................Yes * Maybe.................................No * We need...............................I want * I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry * We need to talk......................You're in trouble * Sure, go ahead........................You better not * Do what you want...................You will pay for this later * I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron! * You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: * I am hungry...........................I am hungry * I am sleepy............................I am sleepy * I am tired..............................I am tired * Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! * I love you..............................Let's have sex now * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. * Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Its good to be man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 From September Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 * Sure, go ahead........................You better not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: * I am hungry...........................I am hungry * I am sleepy............................I am sleepy * I am tired..............................I am tired * Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! * I love you..............................Let's have sex now * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. * Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay That's about it. Now why do women have to make it so confusing again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 The world is my urinal. I am man. Hear me roar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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