a Paris Hilton reality show I might actually watch

[wiegie]

I'm thinking a remake of Prisoner Cell Block H might be entertaining.

Heir head's in for tough time in jail

Better watch out inside, say prisoners' kin

BY MICHELLE CARUSO

DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF

Sunday, May 6th 2007, 4:00 AM

 

LYNWOOD, Calif. - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton better watch her back in the Century Regional Detention Facility, visitors who were at the jail yesterday warned.

 

"If you act like you're all high-class and uppity," Denise Chavis said, "you're done."

 

About 150 men and women were waiting outside the jail yesterday - along with Chavis - to see family and friends. Many said they believed the 26-year-old Hilton was in for a strong dose of reality.

 

"My ex-wife got beat up and got a black eye in this place," said a man, who declined to give his name out of fear of retribution against the woman.

 

And Hilton better hope the inmates don't remember the videotape broadcast widely on YouTube that shows her mocking Jewish and African-American people. "She better learn to bite her tongue," he said.

 

If she does report to the jail, Hilton will likely be living in a one- or two-person cell and segregated from the general population for her safety as a high-profile inmate.

 

A woman who gave her name only as Melanie and whose mother is in the jail on a narcotics charge said Hilton better thank her lucky stars for the extra security.

 

She said the general population showers together and that a large group of "very masculine lesbians" prey on them.

 

"This is bad," she said. "She's not going to make it."

 

Hilton will have to say "goodbye" to dye jobs and cosmetics and "hello" to five-minute showers once a day.

 

Her friends and family will only be able to talk to her through glass and her phone calls will be made on the jail's closely monitored pay phones.

 

Purse-pooch, Tinkerbell, will not be allowed to visit. And forget those designer duds she bought on Rodeo Drive.

 

In the big house, Paris will have to make two pairs of socks, one bra, two pairs of panties and two blue jumpsuits last for a week.

 

"You have to take your underwear and wash them out in the shower," said Chavis, whose sister has been in the jail for the past month on a stolen car charge. "The only thing you're allowed for makeup is a lipliner."

 

Hilton also won't find any 600-thread-count sheets or chocolates on her pillow.

 

Instead, she'll get a stainless steel cot topped by a thin mattress, one thin sheet and one scratchy wool blanket.

 

"The bedding is very minimal," said Debbie Day, whose 25-year-old daughter is locked up on a counterfeit bill charge. "And my daughter says the food is disgusting."

 

Paris would start her days in jail with a hard-boiled egg, a bowl of cold cereal and a small carton of milk.

 

And for lunch?

 

"They get baloney and bread with either mustard or mayonnaise, sometimes an apple and some watered down juice," said Chavis. "For dinner, they do get a hot meal."

 

Suzanna Twaite, who was at the jail to visit a friend, said she hopes Paris gets no special treatment. "I think she should be housed with the general population," she said. "I think she should find out what it's like in here."

 

Nick DiOrio said that his 40-year-old girlfriend is currently in the jail. "She says she'd rather be in state prison than be here," he said. "This is worse."

[Chavez]

I"m violating my own principles on this, but why is Paris Hilton going to jail?

[Ursa Majoris]

I"m violating my own principles on this, but why is Paris Hilton going to jail?

 

Here

[Chavez]

Never mind, I found out.

 

I will now shamefacedly slink back to my self-imposed Hilton/Richie/TomKat/Brangelina/gossip about whomever-free-zone

[HowboutthemCowboys]

IMO, anyone that thinks Paris will be exposed to the general population, and won't have security around her at all times is kidding themselves.

[jaxfactor]

Wow! At first i thought she was going to do this as a publicity scam. I guess not. It'll be interesting if we could see Paris' reaction when big Joann Mamma wants a piece of her arss. I wonder how many film crews are standing in line wanting to make $ off of this.

[Egret]

Never mind, I found out.

 

I will now shamefacedly slink back to my self-imposed Hilton/Richie/TomKat/Brangelina/gossip about whomever-free-zone

 

You seem to have the names down pretty well. You can catch up on what you've missed here. You're missing out on Britney and Lohan.

[darin3]

You seem to have the names down pretty well. You can catch up on what you've missed here. You're missing out on Britney and Lohan.

 

Wife prefers The Superficial ... far funnier than Perez Hilton's now-mainstream crap.

[MikesVikes]

My gut feeling is that she'll probably get an In N Out Burger even if she isn't craving one.

 

 

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Edited May 7, 2007 by MikesVikes

[Yukon Cornelius]

I"m violating my own principles on this, but why is Paris Hilton going to jail?

 

[DMD]

In-N-Out Burgers is one of the few things I miss about California. I can almost understand why she was speeding then...

[Delicious_bass]

IMO, anyone that thinks Paris will be exposed to the general population, and won't have security around her at all times is kidding themselves.

 

We might be kidding ourselves if we think Paris wouldnt enjoy being gang-raped by several bull dykes in the prison shower room. Might be the only thing she hasnt tried yet

 

Seriously, it is nice to see a judge that is finally not scared to hit one of these "celebs" with something they wont laugh off on their way out of court. Kinda f*ed up to think that she will do time when scum like OJ, Jacko, etc have not, though.