spain Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 22- ducks 33-crabs or Brooklyn Forest (two trees) 44- Magnum or sailboats or Darth Vader(Da fours be with you) 55 Speed Limit or presto 66 Route 66 or Kicks 77 Hockey Sticks 88 snowmen 99 The Great one (Gretsky) JJ Fishhooks or hooks QQ Bitches, 4 tits, Seigfried and Roy, ladies KK Cowboys, Brokeback Mountain, King Kong AA -- American Airlines, bullets, Pocket Rockets A 10 The Warthog AK - Anna Kournikova, Walking back to Houston, Big slick AQ - Big Chick AJ - Big Dick 57 - Heinz 45 - Colt 45 or Jesse James 510- Woolworth (five and dime) 69 Big lick or Dinner for two 27 - The Hammer 76 Union Oil 92 Montana Banana 95 Dolly Parton 10 4 = Broderick crawford (but only by the oldtimers) J4 Flat tire J5 - Jackson 5 10 2 Doyle Brunson A 10 Johnny Moss Q3 San francisco Busboy or Gay waiter Q7 Computer hand K9 Dog hand KJ Kojack Any others... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 (edited) Do you know the reason why AK is called Anna Kournikova? Because it looks great, but never wins. I find that very clever. AA is sometimes called "Sticks" 88, sometimes "Yogis" J5 is usually called Motown On a sicker note, the Jeffrey Dahmer is 8J. . .get it. . .ATE JACK. . . bad. Edited May 14, 2007 by SheikYerbuti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I decided to cheat: http://www.pokerscene.com/main.php?pageID=handNicknames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 22- ducks 33-crabs or Brooklyn Forest (two trees) 44- Magnum or sailboats or Darth Vader(Da fours be with you) 55 Speed Limit or presto 66 Route 66 or Kicks 77 Hockey Sticks 88 snowmen 99 The Great one (Gretsky) JJ Fishhooks or hooks QQ Bitches, 4 tits, Seigfried and Roy, ladies KK Cowboys, Brokeback Mountain, King Kong AA -- American Airlines, bullets, Pocket Rockets A 10 The Warthog AK - Anna Kournikova, Walking back to Houston, Big slick AQ - Big Chick AJ - Big Dick 57 - Heinz 45 - Colt 45 or Jesse James 510- Woolworth (five and dime) 69 Big lick or Dinner for two 27 - The Hammer 76 Union Oil 92 Montana Banana 95 Dolly Parton 10 4 = Broderick crawford (but only by the oldtimers) J4 Flat tire J5 - Jackson 5 10 2 Doyle Brunson A 10 Johnny Moss Q3 San francisco Busboy or Gay waiter Q7 Computer hand K9 Dog hand KJ Kojack Any others... AK suited = Big Slick with attitude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Q3 San francisco Busboy or Gay waiter This one always cracks me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 4 6 Should be "Buddy Ryan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 A8 = dead man's hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kansas State 2000 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 A8 = dead man's hand Two pair A's & 8's is the dead mans hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Did anyone catch the Heads Up tourney on NBC where Don Cheadle was playing Scott Fishman and he called J-8 the "Jeffrey Dahmer"? I'd never heard that one. Then he proceeded to catch it on the first hand and flop two pair Jacks and 8's. Episode 5, Segment 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Do you know the reason why AK is called Anna Kournikova? Because it looks great, but never wins. I find that very clever. AA is sometimes called "Sticks" 88, sometimes "Yogis" J5 is usually called Motown On a sicker note, the Jeffrey Dahmer is 8J. . .get it. . .ATE JACK. . . bad. Did anyone catch the Heads Up tourney on NBC where Don Cheadle was playing Scott Fishman and he called J-8 the "Jeffrey Dahmer"? I'd never heard that one. Then he proceeded to catch it on the first hand and flop two pair Jacks and 8's. Episode 5, Segment 2 Already posted and that cracks me up when I hear it as well. I missed Sundays episode but I have all of the others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I've also heard 69 being called Ron Jeremy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 27 - The Hammer Also known as 90% of my starting hands recently! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 Did anyone catch the Heads Up tourney on NBC where Don Cheadle was playing Scott Fishman and he called J-8 the "Jeffrey Dahmer"? I'd never heard that one. Then he proceeded to catch it on the first hand and flop two pair Jacks and 8's. Episode 5, Segment 2 8J - Jeffery Dahmer 8J suited - Jeffery Dahmer on Prom Night 69 - Big Lick This one cracks me up. Of course I always win with this hand except for one time when I accidentally ran into the nuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kansas State 2000 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 ... I accidentally ran into the nuts... Accidently my ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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