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So......my son went fishing last night with my BIL

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Besides finding a better place to fish, the bow-fishing idea is the best.

 

 

Ain't you ever gone fishing with explosives? THAT is the best idea! :D

bleach works the best

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The jerkoff didn't come down there, but next time he does I'll update the thread with what happened. :rubshandstogether: Can't wait!

Maybe he reads these boards and knew to avoid you.... :D

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Maybe he reads these boards and knew to avoid you.... :D

 

No I...he don'...doesn't. :D

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give him some pron..........he'll foget the fish......... :D

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give him some pron..........he'll foget the fish......... :D

 

I think he'd rather have his son fishing than watching pron...oh, you meant... :D

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I think he'd rather have his son fishing than watching pron...oh, you meant... :D

 

:D

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Maybe he needs to find a catfish head on his pilllow

 

Other options

 

1. Set a trot line out right behind where he feeds them. I reallly like this idea.

2. Start feeding the fish farther down from where he does. Give hte fish better food, maybe like cheeseburgers or something.

3. Erect a sign "no feeding the fish" from the Parks and Wildlife Dept.

4. Start an annual catfish derby and fish fry

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He's probably feeding the fish in another part of the lake. You should trail him, and in a couple of years when THOSE fish are big take your kids fishing THERE. :D

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You know what, f'ck it. Go down there the next time he is feeding the fish and walk right up to him. Look him in the eye then start pouring a bottle of bleach in the water where the cat fish are. If he starts protesting pull out a .38 snub and stick it in his ribs and tell him that if he ever talks to your wife or kids again he will be sleeping with his buddies and then point to the fish.

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You know what, f'ck it. Go down there the next time he is feeding the fish and walk right up to him. Look him in the eye then start pouring a bottle of bleach in the water where the cat fish are. If he starts protesting pull out a .38 snub and stick it in his ribs and tell him that if he ever talks to your wife or kids again he will be sleeping with his buddies and then point to the fish.

 

:D:D

 

We will be going again tonight ot tomorrow night for sure, this Megan Fox is sure to come down there.

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:D:D

 

We will be going again tonight ot tomorrow night for sure, this Megan Fox is sure to come down there.

 

Poll question: Who would like to see this next meeting on YouTube?

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Poll question: Who would like to see this next meeting on YouTube?

 

Do a search for..........Hat Trick doin Mexican tap dance on Hillbillys face........... :D

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I'm still wondering why I've never been invited to fish on your private land. Good Lord, we live in the same city.

:D:D

(note to self: invite HT out for a beer so I can go fish on his land) :tup:

 

Screw that.

 

You've already got the ol' invite to Chez Muck (with stocked pond).

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I've said numerous times that I would like to join you and Muck for a beer. I'd really like to know someone before I go inviting them up to the farm and taking them fishing :D

 

Possibly tomorrow late afternoon for a beer after work -- my day will be insane and once it's over, I'll probably want a beer (or three). Drop me a PM if you're so inclined.

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:D:D

 

We will be going again tonight ot tomorrow night for sure, this Megan Fox is sure to come down there.

 

Have you made bail yet? If so, please update us.

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Have you made bail yet? If so, please update us.

 

We're going tonight :D

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Muck, just paypaled you $20, go to the fish store and buy a catfish and smack HT over the head with it when you see him. TIA.

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Funds received.

 

What was the extra coinage for? Mickey mouse ears and a Pinkston jersey for the fish and a cattle prod for the neighbor?

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Funds received.

 

What was the extra coinage for? Mickey mouse ears and a Pinkston jersey for the fish and a cattle prod for the neighbor?

 

Can someone explain the mouse ears and Pinkston jersey............ :D

Edited by nuke'em ttg

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You know what, f'ck it. Go down there the next time he is feeding the fish and walk right up to him. Look him in the eye then start pouring a bottle of bleach in the water where the cat fish are. If he starts protesting pull out a .38 snub and stick it in his ribs and tell him that if he ever talks to your wife or kids again he will be sleeping with his buddies and then point to the fish.

LMAO.

 

This guy sounds like a major dick, show him whos boss!

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