whomper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 If I was a NY reporter the first question I would ask him is if she Spitzers or swallows You know earlier today I was thinking about this whole debacle and I was trying to understand why the hell the governor needed to get with a prostitute? But then it dawned on me... It's because his wife is a spitzer, not a swallower. Mr Cliche: The early bird catches the worm :mrcliche: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chappy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Mr Cliche: The early bird catches the worm :mrcliche: Missed that one. I quickly looked through and didn't see it. However, my format of the joke was different and even though similar in point certainly unique in delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I guess the first $4,000 is for her gigantic schnoz. Cripes that's a large honker for a $5,000 whoor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Missed that one. I quickly looked through and didn't see it. However, my format of the joke was different and even though similar in point certainly unique in delivery. Its sort of like we co colaborated in a sense without even trying. I like the cut of your jib Chappy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Nah, this has 'Hustler' written all over it. Hope she doesn't mind getting peed on. For $5000 I'd better be able to drop a dookie in the middle of her forehead whenever I damn well please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 7th avenue alone in Manhattan is filled with stunning models that do work for the couture dress houses. My back hurts at the end of the day from holding in my stomach one thing i miss since i stopped working in Manhattan 7th avenue and the fashion district has beautiful women i used to walk through that area and have to fight them off of me however ..yes i am that good looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 one thing i miss since i stopped working in Manhattan 7th avenue and the fashion district has beautiful women i used to walk through that area and have to fight them off of me however ..yes i am that good looking I said Models not the homeless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) I don't know, I've recently been particularly impressed with the women in Florida. Texas hotties are smokin'. And of course being from California, I know the talent out there is sick. Edited March 14, 2008 by darin3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chappy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Its sort of like we co colaborated in a sense without even trying. I like the cut of your jib Chappy True. However, you did beat me to the punch and by a whomping 4 days nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 True. However, you did beat me to the punch and by a whomping 4 days nonetheless. What is a few days between a couple of hudson county boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I said Models not the homeless Hey, Spitzer's whoor was homeless at one point. And she went rags to bitches *snap* just like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chappy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What is a few days between a couple of hudson county boys Gotcha. Meet ya at Hudson County Park by the new dock they've built to pop a couple tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) Gotcha. Meet ya at Hudson County Park by the new dock they've built to pop a couple tops. I used to love that park growing up. We used to fish at the lake. They drained it once and didnt refill it for a few days so everyone got a chance to walk around and collect stuff. My parents live in Ridgefield park which is not too far away. Maybe one day I will meet you in west new york. I know a place that has great Churascos (spanish flank steak) and sangria and Brews. Hudson country park was named after James J braddock. When Cinderella man came out Russel Crowe did some interviews wearing a North Bergen shirt. Edited March 14, 2008 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I said Models not the homeless What is a few days between a couple of hudson county boys Gotcha. Meet ya at Hudson County Park by the new dock they've built to pop a couple tops. Hey Chappy , Whomp is with me ...dont forget it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I used to love that park growing up. We used to fish at the lake. They drained it once and didnt refill it for a few days so everyone got a chance to walk around and collect stuff. My parents live in Ridgefield park which is not too far away. Maybe one day I will meet you in west new york. I know a place that has great Churascos (spanish flank steak) and sangria and Brews. Hudson country park was named after James J braddock. When Cinderella man came out Russel Crowe did some interviews wearing a North Bergen shirt. So are you guys going to start making soon or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 So are you guys going to start making soon or what? Is making a Seattle term ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 So are you guys going to start making soon or what? i'm guessing "soon" is some sort of korean dish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 i'm guessing "soon" is some sort of korean dish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Quality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Is making a Seattle term ? Only if you leave off the "out"....and speaking of "out"....care to reveal anything or should the rest of us just keep wondering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Quality... At least they're confirmed women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Only if you leave off the "out"....and speaking of "out"....care to reveal anything or should the rest of us just keep wondering? They are real and they are spectacular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I will not be sharing a room with whomp at WCOFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 They are real and they are spectacular Now that, is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 They are real and they are spectacular Jackie Childs love them a whole bunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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