Savage Beatings Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 My porno was called "The Red Schwanz of Courage". I couldn't find it on my IMDB search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Step 1: Cut a hole in the box . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Knock out a household chore she abhors which brings us back to the point of this thread ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 (edited) Seriously - ask her. Tell her you want to rendezvous later and give her a loving kiss. Sometimes we make it way too difficult - they like sex too - they just want to feel emotionally close before hand. Leave a nice note on her car - especially at work so she knows you went out of your way Send dirty texts or pics Knock out a household chore she abhors Give her a sincere and unique compliment Buy a new toy and leave it someplace she'll find it that day Take the kids out to dinner and insist she stays home and take a bath Send her flowers - at work if possible The ol' wood in the buttcrack works pretty well too Write her a poem - even if it is silly Kiss her softly and passionately (enough she knows it's not an everyday kiss) around dinner time and give her the look, a smile and a soft touch several times before bed - this works extremely well It really boils down to working to stay emotionally close all the time. That takes a lot of work, but it's worth it all the way around. That's way too much work. I think this is more time efficient... "WOMAN...SEX...NOW!!!" Edited October 21, 2008 by twiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 which brings us back to the point of this thread ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 That's way too much work. I think this is more time efficient... "WOMAN...SEX...NOW!!!" Didn't work for me - had to try something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Didn't work for me - had to try something else. Works better with applying Chlorofome first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 "It's not going to suck itself." You'll thank me later. This worked...thanks! I roll over and stick my boner against her back. I dont know if it works or not but it cracks me up. This didn't work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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