T_bone65 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 He took all of our suggestions and OD'ed Squirrel semen and prune juice. I hope you are feeling better Menudo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Squirrel semen and prune juice. That might make you sh1t your brains out, but the Shark Liver Oil will stave off the cold and the Zinc will help quicken the cycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 I ended up getting DayQuil / Niquil and Fishermen's best. They helped a little bit, and I did my presentation. After the presentation, my boss sent me back to the hotel to get some rest. Then, he called me at the hotel, and when I told him I still felt bad, he sent me home. I'm home now, feeling a bit better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I ended up getting DayQuil / Niquil and Fishermen's best. They helped a little bit, and I did my presentation. After the presentation, my boss sent me back to the hotel to get some rest. Then, he called me at the hotel, and when I told him I still felt bad, he sent me home. I'm home now, feeling a bit better. Dammit! I had today in whomper's pool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ...can you take Oscillo, Airboren, & Advil all together without an issue ? I think that's called a hammer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I think that's called a hammer... No, that's red bull, vodka and sudaphed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 whiskey and water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 That might make you sh1t your brains out, but the Shark Liver Oil will stave off the cold and the Zinc will help quicken the cycle. and if you eat bull balls you will have better sex life..... ancient Chinese secwet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 FYI, wife and I use this and it helps a ton during cold and flu season (wife also uses it a ton during allergy season to great benefit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 If you can get to a Safeway or a Long's get your hands on Oscillococcinum. Whenever I start feeling the flu I dart to the store and pick this stuff up - works magic. So yesterday morning I could feel a 2 week flu coming on. You know, stinging pain in the back of the throat, head felt like it was full of Slime in a Can. Went out and got this Oscillo stuff. Friggin expensive ($20 for 4 days worth). I gotta say, I'm feeling much better today. And I went online to see just what the active ingredient is, and it's confusing as hell: The preparation is derived from duck liver and heart, diluted to 200C—a ratio of one part duck offal to 100200 parts water.[2] This is such a high dilution that the final product contains not even one molecule of the original liver. Homeopaths claim that the molecules leave an imprint in the dilution that causes a healing effect on the body, although available evidence does not support efficacy beyond placebo. That's right, one part active ingredient to every 100 to the two hundredth power of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 So yesterday morning I could feel a 2 week flu coming on. You know, stinging pain in the back of the throat, head felt like it was full of Slime in a Can. Went out and got this Oscillo stuff. Friggin expensive ($20 for 4 days worth). I gotta say, I'm feeling much better today. And I went online to see just what the active ingredient is, and it's confusing as hell: That's right, one part active ingredient to every 100 to the two hundredth power of water. yep--in other words, you just paid $20 for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 That's right, one part active ingredient to every 100 to the two hundredth power of water. Or a googol to the 4th power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 yep--in other words, you just paid $20 for nothing I do feel better. . .that's worth 20 bucks to me. Of course the only way to know if this stuff had anything to do with it is build a time machine, go back to yesterday and not take the stuff and see how I feel in alternate universe today. I wonder if that's do-able. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 I do feel better. . .that's worth 20 bucks to me. Of course the only way to know if this stuff had anything to do with it is build a time machine, go back to yesterday and not take the stuff and see how I feel in alternate universe today. I wonder if that's do-able. uh no placebo effect or luck, that "medicine" had nothing to do with it. From your own link: Mathematically, in order to have a reasonable chance to obtain one molecule of the original extract the patient would have to consume an amount of the remedy many times larger than the known universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Since this was bumped: Preventitive cure (when the wife or son is sick or I'm feeling like it's coming on). Zinc, Echinacea (lots), C, Claratin D - masks symptoms(Sudafed and regular Claritin or generics are the same thing.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Mathematically, in order to have a reasonable chance to obtain one molecule of the original extract the patient would have to consume an amount of the remedy many times larger than the known universe. Let's see. . .at $5 a dose, that'd come out to. . . . (scribble scribble). . . (carry the 3. . .). . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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