Avernus Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/02/j...o_n_182405.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Dude, if she unleashes those funbags then this will be the greatest movie evah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/02/j...o_n_182405.html Striptease II !! Awesome!! Do we get to see some skin???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Dude, if she unleashes those funbags then this will be the greatest movie evah. Striptease II !! Awesome!! Do we get to see some skin???? one can only hope that she unleashes her full...talent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Dude, if she unleashes those funbags then this will be the greatest movie evah. yeah, i said the same thing about halle berry in "swordfish." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 yeah, i said the same thing about halle berry in "swordfish." what about Monster's Ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 what about Monster's Ball? +1 One of the better R movie sex scenes I think I've ever seen and with a big name hot, hot, hot actress to boot. Halle's top 10 for sure in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 yeah, i said the same thing about halle berry in "swordfish." Meh. I thought she was weak in that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 one can only hope that she unleashes her full...talent +1 She is hawt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 what about Monster's Ball? Meh. I thought she was weak in that movie. yeah, that was my point. i agree that the sex scene in "monster's ball" was stellar, but "swordfish" came out first. i think the unofficial tagline for "swordfish" was, "we know this movie sucks, so the scene you're looking for takes place 67 minutes after the opening credits. you're welcome." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 If I had never met the woman who is now my wife and if I was not married to someone else, if Jessica Biel wanted to have sex with me, I would not say no to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 If I had never met the woman who is now my wife and if I was not married to someone else, if Jessica Biel wanted to have sex with me, I would not say no to her. way to step out on limb, playa...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 If I had never met the woman who is now my wife and if I was not married to someone else Does your wife know that you're married to someone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 If I had never met the woman who is now my wife and if I was not married to someone else, if Jessica Biel wanted to have sex with me, I would not say no to her. why the disclaimer. just say you'd do her. way to step out on limb, playa...... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 why the disclaimer. just say you'd do her. Because I wouldn't do her unless the conditions I described above were met. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Since I am not married to Wiegies wife I would give Jessica the best 11 seconds of her life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Since I am not married to Wiegies wife I would give Jessica the best 12 seconds of her life - Avernus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Since I am not married to Wiegies wife I would give Jessica the best 12 seconds of her life - Avernus I am going 2 times in my 11 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Because I wouldn't do her unless the conditions I described above were met. Dude, married or not, how could you not tap that big ass? I think that you get an automatic kitchen pass for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 If I had never met the woman who is now my wife and if I was not married to someone else, if Jessica Biel wanted to have sex with me, I would not say no to her. This quote is sig worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Dude, married or not, how could you not tap that big ass? I think that you get an automatic kitchen pass for that. Exactly. I think my wife would high-five me if I got that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 I am going 2 times in my 11 seconds oh wow...did you really have to reverse-top me like that?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Since I am not married to Wiegies wife I would give Jessica the best 11 seconds of her life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) oh wow...did you really have to reverse-top me like that?.... You guys can reverse top each other while I'm with Jessica. There won't be any stop watch involved either. Edited April 4, 2009 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) I can tap that tune in 15 seconds (with the first 10 thinking about baseball or football).. and since my wife MAKES me watch reruns of Gilmore Girls we have a standing "OK, IF they said yes we could do them" I get Lorelai and she can do Luke. Edited April 4, 2009 by Mark5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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