Menudo Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 This website is hilarious. It appears that they have new ones everyday. Very entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 This site is awesome! Damn I miss college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 For those of you that don't check this out, you are missing out on some good daily laughs. Some good ones from today: (201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator. (410): so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero (513): I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear. (216): I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself. (1-216): It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you. (216): He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry. (301): Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (513): I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear. I thought Chargerz did that instead of Captain Hook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Nice find, menudo. Some instant classics: (843): Nice meating you last night (843): Not a typo (925): is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong? (508): just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them (813): I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life. (361): What are these yellow papers in the kitchen? (1-361): These are the tickets we got last night. (361): Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear? (1-361): Yes...yes you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (270): i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 2 of my favs: Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands? and so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 2 of my favs: Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands? and so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero You and Menudo have similar taste.... NTTAWWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You and Menudo have similar taste.... NTTAWWT Only during the hockey playoffs. Another classic: I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Only during the hockey playoffs. Another classic: I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring... I'll have to remember that line the next time my wife asks me what I am doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (404): FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night (1-404): haha good one..how did you even know? (404): we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (804): omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh. (804): He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (612): hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good (651): who is this? (612): jesse's little brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (212): i want you now (916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I'll have to remember that line the next time my wife asks me what I am doing. She'll dream of matchsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (608): Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting. (608): Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis (410): Sounds like a really classy character.... (478): He is classy. It was argyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (440): The ticket read "Found nude in a tree" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (edited) (478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis(410): Sounds like a really classy character.... (478): He is classy. It was argyle. he was probably listening to some early Red Hot Chili Peppers Dang,,,theres some really funny stuff on that site Edited May 30, 2009 by slambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I wonder if they have any of the exchanges between me and twiley, BC, t-bone or whomper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to when I wore my first dress a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded. : he said he didn't have a condom.(415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 The coolest thing is that they update this on a daily basis, so, every day there are more good laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (954): Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me... (1-954): Is this the gay conversation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (704): I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (415): mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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