Hugh 0ne Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 A Kentucky State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?' The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?' The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine... Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?' The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.' Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening! The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?' The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.' The trooper asks: 'And her .... what's her age?' The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 A Kentucky State Trooper was patrolling late at night 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..' 11:49 is late at night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 i thought this was another sister joke. dam inbreds!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 11:49 is late at night? Maybe she was born in the Pacific Time Zone (or further west) and were just making VERY sure they were legal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) 11:49 is late at night? Early to bed and early to rise.... Ben Franklin And at the joke. Edited September 25, 2009 by The Holy Roller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 11:49 is late at night? [big john] Well, technically after 12:00 a.m. is the next morning, so yes. [/big john] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 [big john] Well, technically after 12:00 a.m. is the next morning, so yes. [/big john] nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 [big john] Well, technically after 12:00 a.m. is the next morning, so yes. [/big john] Except 12:00 am is called midnight, not "end of night". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitansFan Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Except 12:00 am is called midnight, not "end of night". And except that 12:00 midnight is neither am nor pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..' typical dumbass Kentuckian the age of consent in Kentucky is 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 typical dumbass Kentuckian the age of consent in Kentucky is 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 typical dumbass Kentuckian the age of consent in Kentucky is 16 And just how would you know??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 And just how would you know??? I just took the age of consent in West Virginia and added 6 years to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I just took the age of consent in West Virginia and added 6 years to it. Walker right into that one. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I just took the age of consent in West Virginia and added 6 years to it. ding ding ding we have a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I just took the age of consent in West Virginia and added 6 years to it. Hung a curve ball right over the middle of the plate, didn't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 I just took the age of consent in West Virginia and added 6 years to it. Extra-douchey and extra-funny. I like this new, older Wiegie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I just took the age of consent in West Virginia and added 6 years to it. Nice work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 And except that 12:00 midnight is neither am nor pm. Cue Sky for an explanation of military time....that there is no 2400 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I just took the age of consent in West Virginia and added 6 years to it. well played! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 You go Wiegie Even though I am from KY originally this is still good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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