I don't think even ricardo mantalban's sexy accent could sell me on this

[Azazello1313]

 

A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.

 

The €1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique, that built armoured vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky.

 

On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.

 

Onassis is rumoured to have had some of the barstools on the yacht, the world’s most expensive at the time, covered in the controversial leather.

 

The leather is not the only tacky accessory on the Prombron, which Dartz claims is the world’s most expensive SUV.

 

The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating.

 

The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.

 

so how small must your own peener be for you to want this whale penis rig? TimC, can you give any insight?

[CaP'N GRuNGe]

So that's what they do with it after the whale circumcisions.

[Chargerz]

I'll stick with the "genuine Corinthian leather"......thank you very much.

[whomper]

If you rub the seats it becomes a stretch limo

[SteelBunz]

If you rub the seats it becomes a stretch limo

[TimC]

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! Wait, is that whale penis?

[Puddy]

If you rub the seats it becomes a stretch limo

[westvirginia]

If you rub the seats it becomes a stretch limo

 

Damn, whomper.

[Chargerz]

If you rub the seats it becomes a stretch limo

Good one.

 

 

I tried to think of a punch line like yours but failed miserably.

[wiegie]

I'm guessing the species is the Sperm Whale.

[Donutrun Jellies]

If you rub the seats it becomes a stretch limo

This is an award winning post.

[wiegie]

If you rub the seats it becomes a stretch limo

I actually talked about this SUV in my Comparative Economic Systems class today (while talking about the Russian oligarchs) and I told my students what "this one person at this website I go to" wrote about it and they cracked up laughing. Best response they have had to anything I have said all year long.

[CaP'N GRuNGe]

I actually talked about this SUV in my Comparative Economic Systems class today (while talking about the Russian oligarchs) and I told my students what "this one person at this website I go to" wrote about it and they cracked up laughing. Best response they have had to anything I have said all year long.

 

Here come the sexual harrasment lawsuits...

[wiegie]

Here come the sexual harrasment lawsuits...

nah

[whomper]

I actually talked about this SUV in my Comparative Economic Systems class today (while talking about the Russian oligarchs) and I told my students what "this one person at this website I go to" wrote about it and they cracked up laughing. Best response they have had to anything I have said all year long.

 

 

Glad I could help

[wiegie]

Glad I could help

The reaction in my second session of the same course was just as good.

[Azazello1313]

Glad I could help

 

it's not like the bar was set real high. these kids are used to wiegie's jokes.

[isleseeya]

how do they circumcise the whales ?

 

 

 

 

i believe it takes four skin divers to do it

[CaP'N GRuNGe]

how do they circumcise the whales ?

 

 

 

 

i believe it takes four skin divers to do it

 

oof