buddahj Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I'm not sure if this should've been posted in the food/beverage section. Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book! Linky All this for $24.95 + S/H!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Tosh.O is hysterical!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 And for dessert I just whipped up a batch of pie a la load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 And for dessert I just whipped up a batch of pie a la load I think I'll pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 OK, I read the first sentence and had to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen She got really, really mad the last time I surprised her with some of my wonderful semen in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Surely the huddle can come up with Semen recipes Such as Jerk chicken Cumkwats Man seared tuna Eggs fromadick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Surely the huddle can come up with Semen recipes Such as Jerk chicken Cumkwats Man seared tuna Eggs fromadick If you are looking for light fare I would recommend the "Tossed" salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Surely the huddle can come up with Semen recipes Such as Jerk chicken Cumkwats Man seared tuna Eggs fromadick I was hungry before this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Surely the huddle can come up with Semen recipes Such as Jerk chicken Cumkwats Man seared tuna Eggs fromadick Baked potato with rosemary man butter. Peaches with a cup of curd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 A berry tart with creme fraishe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 cum brulee? baked chicken breast in a white cream sauce? shrimp with a spicy spermato sauce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 That was freakin' hilarious. Good one, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 the only show that I laugh so hard, I cry. Gravity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 What about the standard Asian dish of ... Cream of SumYungGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 the only show that I laugh so hard, I cry.Gravity! this. and Family Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 the only show that I laugh so hard, I cry.Gravity! sorry, Haiti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 I am scared to click any of these links ... I guess I am going to have to check out Tosh 2.0 or whatever it's called. Comedy central right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 OK, I read the first sentence and had to stop. yeah, still scared to read, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 I am scared to click any of these links ... I guess I am going to have to check out Tosh 2.0 or whatever it's called. Comedy central right? one of the funniest shows on TV right now... it takes a simple, weak gimmick and creates pure comedy gold.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Man I hope Football starts soon. You people are running out of things to talk about...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 one of the funniest shows on TV right now... it takes a simple, weak gimmick and creates pure comedy gold.... werd- hilarious show love his sense of humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Creamed Tuna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 bacon double jizzburger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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