detlef Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 There's a very attractive woman in my restaurant, with a really nice figure, rocking a very short clingy dress, with slits up to mid-thigh, that is silk-screened with large images of bacon all over it. Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 There's a very attractive woman in my restaurant, with a really nice figure, rocking a very short clingy dress, with slits up to mid-thigh, that is silk-screened with large images of bacon all over it. Just sayin' Pics?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 (edited) There's a very attractive woman in my restaurant, with a really nice figure, rocking a very short clingy dress, with slits up to mid-thigh, that is silk-screened with large images of bacon all over it. Just sayin' Tell her you're out of bacon and you'd like to borrow her dress. Edited May 12, 2010 by Jackass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Pics?????? pocs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Tell her you're out of bacon and you'd like to borrow her dress. Tell her you'd like to pork her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 pocs Well, that's a woman in a bacon dress. That's pretty much where the similarity ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Tell her you'd like to pork her. was just coming here to post this :tipscap; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 you had me at bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious_bass Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 (edited) There's a very attractive woman in my restaurant, with a really nice figure, rocking a very short clingy dress, with slits up to mid-thigh, that is silk-screened with large images of bacon all over it. Just sayin' That's just not fair. Like a double tractor-beam pulling you in... :helpless: Edited May 12, 2010 by Delicious_bass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Mmm bacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Mmm bacon! Damn!!! I saw Padma eating a burger and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 It just gets better all the time. I think the bacon dress is the female equivalent of the wolf shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 It just gets better all the time. I think the bacon dress is the female equivalent of the wolf shirt. I think she is trying to communicate that she is a pig at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Mmm bacon! God I love Padma . . . .. :pantstight: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 It just gets better all the time. I think the bacon dress is the female equivalent of the wolf shirt. Wondering if he has any dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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