SheikYerbuti Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 So a few weeks ago I asked y'all for driving songs for the road trip from here to Vegas. Well, scrap it. We're flying. Here's the thing: I HATE flying. In the past I've taken Xanex to mellow me out on the flight, but don't have any this trip. So I'm trying to mimic the effects of xanex with a homemade substitute. So far I've tried 2 Tylenol PM and a beer on an empty stomach. Did the trick for about an hour, but wore off. I'm thinking of trying Doans pills and a beer chaser next. Any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Cracker Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Drink a whole bottle of Robitussin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Drink a whole bottle of Robitussin. better make sure it doesn't have an expectorant in the ingredients first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS Miscreant Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 So far I've tried 2 Tylenol PM and a beer on an empty stomach. Did the trick for about an hour, but wore off. Any ideas? This isn't a bad idea in principle. How about just adding a couple more beers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) Forget the self-medication. Just use logic to fight your fears. For example, it is most likely (though not certain) that the pilot doesn't want to die any more than you do. It's also probably the case that the people running the airline have taken a long-term view of share-holder value and decided that the potential short-term gains of cutting corners on airplane maintenence are likely not worth the long-term problems associated with having a crash or two on the airline's record. Finally, the financial sector and oil-drilling industries notwithstanding, government regulators are doing their best to make sure that your flight is as safe as possible. See, you are probably feeling better already. Edited July 1, 2010 by wiegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Forget the self-medication. Just use logic to fight your fears. For example, it is most likely (though not certain) that the pilot doesn't want to die any more than you do. It's also probably the case that the people running the airline have taken a long-term view of share-holder value and decided that the potential short-term gains of cutting corners on airplane maintenence are likely not worth the long-term problems associated with having a crash or two on the airline's record. Finally, the financial sector and oil-drilling industries notwithstanding, government regulators are doing their best to make sure that your flight is as safe as possible. See, you are probably feeling better already. In other words...man up and rub some dirt on your mangina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Finally, the financial sector and oil-drilling industries notwithstanding, government regulators are doing their best to make sure that your flight is as safe as possible. Sit back, relax and trust government regulators? Thanks for making me more nervous about it than ever. Now anyone have any other ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 find a buddies wife or go to your doctor and ask for some real drugs, go for real xanax and be relaxed. loluck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I thought everyone had a "guy" who can get stuff like this for you??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I thought everyone had a "guy" who can get stuff like this for you??? Yeah, they're called "doctors". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 you robotrip? try this... valerian. It's a homeopathic plant. I think it's related to valium. If it works for you, then it'll work really well. It's less about sleep and more about anti-anxiety. Try it in advance to see how much you'll need. If that doesn't work, try a double dose of dramamine. I second the valerian root suggestion. You can get it at any place that has a homeopathic selection. IIRC valium was first processed from this root but I'm pretty sure that it is all chemically manufactured now. You may also consider a blend of valerian and chamomile. Both can have a very calming effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 i need something that acts instantly. my problem is a take 1 or 2. have a beer or 2. then we get to boarding time and im not feeling anything. so i pop some more. than poof. they all hit me and im useless for 6hrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 i need something that acts instantly. my problem is a take 1 or 2. have a beer or 2. then we get to boarding time and im not feeling anything. so i pop some more. than poof. they all hit me and im useless for 6hrs. As opposed to being useless for the entire day like you normally are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) As opposed to being useless for the entire day like you normally are? wow edit: but true Edited July 1, 2010 by dmarc117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 LSD or Mescaline... Works like a charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Yeah, they're called "doctors". +1 Just go see the flippin' doctor, tell him you don't like flying and would like a small scrip of something to get you through it. He'll give you 8-10 Xanax, Valium or Clonapin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Or you can just order them online with no prescription required like everybody else does. Love them crazy Canadians!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Sit back, relax and trust government regulators? Thanks for making me more nervous about it than ever. Now anyone have any other ideas? Just keep in mind that flying is the safest mode of transportation and that planes WANT to stay in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Cracker Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 +1 Just go see the flippin' doctor, tell him you don't like flying and would like a small scrip of something to get you through it. He'll give you 8-10 Xanax, Valium or Clonapin. They will probably even call you in a small scrip without a visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Just go see the flippin' doctor Some of you guys are so un-MacGyver. Just keep in mind that flying is the safest mode of transportation When I'm zooming down the highway on my motorcycle, I sometimes wonder how exponentially more dangerous it is than getting in an airplane. Oh well, they ain't called "irrational fears" for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) When I'm zooming down the highway on my motorcycle, I sometimes wonder how exponentially more dangerous it is than getting in an airplane. Oh well, they ain't called "irrational fears" for nothing. From wikipedia: Deaths per billion passenger-kilometres Air 0.05 Bus 0.4 Rail 0.6 Van 1.2 Water 2.6 Car 3.1 Bicycle 44.6 Foot 54.2 Motorcycle 108.9 So, for equivalent distances traveled, you are 2,178 times more likely to die on your motorcycle. (Even for just hours of traveling, you are still more than 150 times more likely to die on your motorcycle.) Edited July 1, 2010 by wiegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Sit back, relax and trust government regulators? Thanks for making me more nervous about it than ever. For the record, all three of my examples were designed to make you more nervous about flying. :oldjohnelwaygrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Yeah, they're called "doctors". I called Chargerz and he sent me birth control pills. It didn't help me flying, but at least I'm not gonna get knocked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Flying is safer than marriage. Aren't you worried about him portraying flying so negatively as to need drugs to combat it? Or did you go tell a moderator yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 From wikipedia:So, for equivalent distances traveled, you are 2,178 times more likely to die on your motorcycle. (Even for just hours of traveling, you are still more than 150 times more likely to die on your motorcycle.) I assume water is for boat transportation? I can't believe you are almost as likely to die in a boating accident as a car accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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