FWmaker Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 This in my e-mail inbox today: Bill Cosby - 2012 BILL COSBY HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!! Nothing we haven't all said.. but not so eloquently. Remember the days of "Cash and Carry?" That certainly would help the economy. Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things. Looks like he's done it again! AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!! I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012.. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can. (2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here! (3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here. (4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. (5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it. (6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades. (7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life. (8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. (10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause. (11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. (12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless. ... GOD BLESS AMERICA ! Sincerely, Bill Cosby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 The statement attributed to me does not represent my views and in many respects is abhorrent to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I commend the true author of the e-mail for his amazing ability to squeeze so much stupid into so few words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Huh, I didn't know my Dad was a Huddler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Funny thing is, I THOUGHT I saw it before and was going to ask Big John to do his thing (and I really didn't think it was Bill C penning this one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 (edited) Funny thing is, I THOUGHT I saw it before and was going to ask Big John to do his thing (and I really didn't think it was Bill C penning this one) Not this specific one, but similar to false e-mails attributed to others. Edited July 2, 2010 by Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Walk softly and carry a big JELLO pudding pop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Walk softly and carry a big JELLO pudding pop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Walk softly and carry a big JELLO pudding pop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 No killing of the old people? I'm disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Too stupid for Bill Cosby = just right for tea partiers. Cuddle up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 No killing of the old people? I'm disappointed. He would had had to include himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Too stupid for Bill Cosby = just right for tea partiers. Cuddle up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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