Big Country Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 You sit down and somehow crush your nutsack. Hard to explain that one off at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Time to wear a jockstrap at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I knew a guy who sat on his nuts. We thought he was having a heart attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 ... or the dreaded nut cross/crunch... ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I knew a guy who sat on his nuts. We thought he was having a heart attack. I sat on my nuts before at the dinner table...the assumption was that I was choking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I find my statistical odds of sitting on my testicles has risen dramatically as I've gotten older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I can't understand, with all the people wearing boxers, how this does not happen all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I find my statistical odds of sitting on my testicles has risen dramatically as I've gotten older. Even after the snipping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I can't understand, with all the people wearing boxers, how this does not happen all the time. because most of us don't have old-ass saggy balls and the old ass bastards with saggy balls normally move so slow that their balls have plenty of time to get out of the way when they are going to sit down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 because most of us don't have old-ass saggy balls and the old ass bastards with saggy balls normally move so slow that their balls have plenty of time to get out of the way when they are going to sit down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I find my statistical odds of sitting on my testicles has risen dramatically as I've gotten older. new sigline?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I guess it's still better than sitting down and crushing someone else's nutsack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 it happens several ways.... 1) the nutsack sticks to a leg and then when you sit one nut is pulled apart from the other - 'stretched ball' 2) you sit down too fast and sit on a ball - 'crushed ball' 3) you cross your legs and one ball pops up and is stretched apart from the other - 'pop-up ball' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 it happens several ways....1) the nutsack sticks to a leg and then when you sit one nut is pulled apart from the other - 'stretched ball' 2) you sit down too fast and sit on a ball - 'crushed ball' 3) you cross your legs and one ball pops up and is stretched apart from the other - 'pop-up ball' It seems that you have spent a fair amount of time studying men's balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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