tazinib1 Posted September 7, 2010 Author Share Posted September 7, 2010 MAN UP W***** !!!!! Well its a Ganglion Cyst. I was given the option of having the fluid drained with a hypodermic needle and laughed. I don't think so. Was also given the option to take a steroid....again I don't think so. It will eventually dissolve itself and go away but for now, just gotta deal with the irritation and occasional pain if I run into something. Whew...you see these things and you automatically starting thinking the C word. Not to say I'm too young for that, but..yeah I'm too young for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Well its a Ganglion Cyst. I was given the option of having the fluid drained with a hypodermic needle and laughed. I don't think so. Was also given the option to take a steroid....again I don't think so. It will eventually dissolve itself and go away but for now, just gotta deal with the irritation and occasional pain if I run into something. Whew...you see these things and you automatically starting thinking the C word. Not to say I'm too young for that, but..yeah I'm too young for that. Speaking of man up...afraid of a needle? pfffft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 7, 2010 Author Share Posted September 7, 2010 Speaking of man up...afraid of a needle? pfffft. Hypodermic needle? In my elbow? No thank you. I'll pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Hypodermic needle? In my elbow? No thank you. I'll pass. + a lot of numbers... Good to hear. And, unfortunately, one is never too young for cancer. Buddy of mine lost one of his testicles to it when he was 27. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Then man up, get a pocket knife, slice the little f'er and wrap it in some gauze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Then man up, get a pocket knife, slice the little f'er and wrap it in some gauze. close just tape an aspirin to it and you should be all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 All you need is A box cutter sterilized with Jack Daniels The rest fo the bottle of Jack to drink during and after the operation. band aids First aid cream and a set of balls to get it done. Plus a leather belt to bite down on for the pain . . . . . if you are a freaking pussssssssssay . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 c'mon, just lance that thing with a pocket knife. jonathon stewart is disappointed in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SEC=UGA Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Then man up, get a pocket knife, slice the little f'er and wrap it in some gauze. What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!?! The ONLY time you cut yourself is when a body part is wedged in something and you can't get it out and certain death would ensue if you did not free yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Man, what a wus. The last time I smashed my big toe nail the pressure got so bad I drilled a hole in it with my handy dandy craftsman hand drill. Shoulda seen my wife when that nasty blood and stuff came spurting out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 7, 2010 Author Share Posted September 7, 2010 Man, what a wus. The last time I smashed my big toe nail the pressure got so bad I drilled a hole in it with my handy dandy craftsman hand drill. Shoulda seen my wife when that nasty blood and stuff came spurting out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!?! The ONLY time you cut yourself is when a body part is wedged in something and you can't get it out and certain death would ensue if you did not free yourself. Naw, I lanced things lots of times as a kid, blisters, toenails, etc. Hot needle works just fine. I had a skin tag in the inside of my arm that was bugging me once in class, and I pinched it off with my nails. F'n thing started bleedind to beat the band. I held up my hand for the teacher to let me go to the nurse. She took one look at the blood trickling down my arm and looked like this . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Well its a Ganglion Cyst. I was given the option of having the fluid drained with a hypodermic needle and laughed. I don't think so. Was also given the option to take a steroid....again I don't think so. It will eventually dissolve itself and go away but for now, just gotta deal with the irritation and occasional pain if I run into something. Whew...you see these things and you automatically starting thinking the C word. Not to say I'm too young for that, but..yeah I'm too young for that. I'm glad that's all it was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Well its a Ganglion Cyst. I was given the option of having the fluid drained with a hypodermic needle and laughed. I don't think so. Was also given the option to take a steroid....again I don't think so. It will eventually dissolve itself and go away but for now, just gotta deal with the irritation and occasional pain if I run into something. Whew...you see these things and you automatically starting thinking the C word. Not to say I'm too young for that, but..yeah I'm too young for that. I'm glad you're okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Sounds like you've been eating too many Cheetos while watching pron too much while off work. Good old case of "Cheetos Dick Elbow Syndrome". Definately go to the Doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours and two bags of Cheetos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 keep squeezing it to see if you can get it to pop like a giant zit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 All you need is A box cutter sterilized with Jack Daniels The rest fo the bottle of Jack to drink during and after the operation. band aids First aid cream and a set of balls to get it done. Plus a leather belt to bite down on for the pain . . . . . if you are a freaking pussssssssssay . . . . . This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!?! The ONLY time you cut yourself is when a body part is wedged in something and you can't get it out and certain death would ensue if you did not free yourself. But what if you're fighting the champ and you ask Mickey to just cut you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 8, 2010 Author Share Posted September 8, 2010 But what if you're fighting the champ and you ask Mickey to just cut you? Screw it..I just got off the phone with Chuck Norris. This thing won't know what hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Screw it..I just got off the phone with Chuck Norris. This thing won't know what hit it. That's the ticket! Get a great big ass encyclopedia and slam that bastard down on that cyst. I just want to add that I am not a doctor but I did once stay in a Holiday Inn Express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 That's the ticket! Get a great big ass encyclopedia and slam that bastard down on that cyst. I just want to add that I am not a doctor but I did once stay in a Holiday Inn Express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 If this was polk he would have a. Posted pics of the ailment b. Took care of said ailment on his own c. Posted pics of polk repaired ailment d. Started a thread in food and beverage about how to prepare and cook ganglion cyst extract Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 If this was polk he would have a. Posted pics of the ailment b. Took care of said ailment on his own c. Posted pics of polk repaired ailment d. Started a thread in food and beverage about how to prepare and cook ganglion cyst extract it's only funny because it's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 and e. posted a vivid tale of the intestinal maladies which ensued after consuming the cyst extract Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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