detlef Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 (edited) Grown man, seemingly southern by his accent. Certainly not foreign. Dressed in a manner that would suggest that he hasn't been living in a cave his entire life. Him: What do I do with these? (pointing to the basket of tortilla chips and ramekin of salsa) Me: (somewhat puzzled). Those are chips. You can just dip them in the salsa and eat them. Him: Oh, that's right, I've seen my wife eat those. She just puts that sauce right on top of them and eats them. Me: Exactly, they're very popular. Edited November 29, 2010 by detlef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 caveman lawyer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 29, 2010 Author Share Posted November 29, 2010 sounds like he's not all there, maybe alheimers? Honestly seemed otherwise together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 maybe he was effing with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 you should've asked if the salsa was hot enough for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrumjuice Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 You know what else is good with salsa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 You know what else is good with salsa? people??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 caveman lawyer? Your strange flying machines frighten and confuse me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Also on today's menu we've got a limited special. . it's a ground beef patty with cheese on bread, served with a side of fried potatoes and a tomato coulis. It's a very rare delicacy, specially priced at $45. I highly recommend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Also on today's menu we've got a limited special. . it's a ground beef patty with cheese on bread, served with a side of fried potatoes and a tomato coulis. It's a very rare delicacy, specially priced at $45. I highly recommend it. ................kobe, fois and truffles and i might bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Grown man, seemingly southern by his accent. Certainly not foreign. Dressed in a manner that would suggest that he hasn't been living in a cave his entire life. Him: What do I do with these? (pointing to the basket of tortilla chips and ramekin of salsa) Me: (somewhat puzzled). Those are chips. You can just dip them in the salsa and eat them. Him: Oh, that's right, I've seen my wife eat those. She just puts that sauce right on top of them and eats them. Me: Exactly, they're very popular. Holy crap, you work at Dos Perros??????? You are right up the road from me. We may have spoken to each other and didn't even know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Holy crap, you work at Dos Perros??????? You are right up the road from me. We may have spoken to each other and didn't even know it. did you chat about the weather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 maybe he was effing with you If he was, he needs to get a gig as the straight man in a comedy duo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 If he was, he needs to get a gig as the straight man in a comedy duo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Holy crap, you work at Dos Perros??????? You are right up the road from me. We may have spoken to each other and didn't even know it. Uh, he not only works there but he owns it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrumjuice Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 ...wait for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 did you chat about the weather? The Tailgate NEVER forgets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 The Tailgate NEVER forgets! I don't know if you guys know this, but when that went down, one of you all figured out what restaurant I ran, got the number, called up, and asked me if "it was hot enough for me?". I wish I could remember who it was, but it was funnier 'en chight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Uh, he not only works there but he owns it. Nice When my clients come in to town I'll take 'em there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 I don't know if you guys know this, but when that went down, one of you all figured out what restaurant I ran, got the number, called up, and asked me if "it was hot enough for me?". I wish I could remember who it was, but it was funnier 'en chight. I think it was Tbone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 I think it was Tbone. correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Holy crap, you work at Dos Perros??????? You are right up the road from me. We may have spoken to each other and didn't even know it. You should come in and start a discussion about proper tip etiquette, or how he can do you a favor by accomodating your party full of small children at prime time . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Nice When my clients come in to town I'll take 'em there. You know he also owns another crappy Asian place down there too. Jujube or some such rot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 You should come in and start a discussion about proper tip etiquette, or how he can do you a favor by accomodating your party full of small children at prime time . . . . ... and order a frozen margarita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 (edited) but don't leave a tip on the credit card! Edited December 1, 2010 by chester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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