Bier Meister Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Almost closed the deal on the last one, but one of the two bowed out at the end. so it wasn't hot enough for ya...or maybe her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 so it wasn't hot enough for ya...or maybe her? And it was certainly the hotter of the two. Which reminds me of a Jim Carey stand-up deal. "Don't you hate this? Happens to me all the time. So, you're making it with three women at once and the ugliest one keeps complaining, 'Save it for me! Save it for me!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 And it was certainly the hotter of the two. Which reminds me of a Jim Carey stand-up deal. "Don't you hate this? Happens to me all the time. So, you're making it with three women at once and the ugliest one keeps complaining, 'Save it for me! Save it for me!'" i hear that every women (except my wife) is just another tequila shot away from a threesome. go dos perros, go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 i hear that every women (except my wife) is just another tequila shot away from a threesome. go dos perros, go! Dude! There has got to be an ad in there somewhere! Maybe Duke has a fraternity newsletter I could put that in or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Who here got a 5 on an AP math test in high school? That's what I'm talking 'bout! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) Rolled a 300 No, but I am currently working on this one. Have 2 288 games and a slew of 279sGot a hole in one (Golf) Once I hit a hole in one on a short par 3 and I had a crazy eagle on a par 4. I flubbed my first shot and had to hit around a dogleg to the hole on my second. Was looking for the ball for about 10 minutes before my buddy looked in the hole and there it was. Hit a Home Run over the fence I was an excellent baseball player and still play softball. I will say hundreds. Hat Trick many in my street hockey league 360 on a dirtbike When I was much much younger I did this but only once. The second time I came down wrong and broke my arm. Royal Flush on the deal Never on the deal. though that would be awesome! Basketball buzzer beater No enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. Got oral from 2 women at the same time once but never went all the way with that threesome. Hey, I'm still young. Edited March 14, 2011 by Scourge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Rolled a 300Got a hole in one (Golf) Hit a Home Run over the fence Hat Trick 360 on a dirtbike Royal Flush on the deal Basketball buzzer beater enjoyed sexual relations with two women at the same time. Hole in one - Yes - A couple summers ago - 11th hole at the Reserve South Course. Backed up a 5 iron to the 191yd pin. Only took 20 years of playing golf to get it. I'd lipped out, left shots an inch short, hit the stick, etc on numerous occasions, but this was the first one to drop. Have holed out for eagle on many par 4s. On to the double eagle. Home run over the fence - a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) None of the above and im cloudy on how to answer the last one. Had 2 girls that were friends . Bumped uglies with 1 while the other watched then with the one that was watching while the first girl watched . So 2 of them werent performing at same time but both in room and both took the sausage Edited March 14, 2011 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 no on all, but back in high school my track coach told us since some of the girls failed (no pass, no play) she was placing the rest of us in events to fill up the roster, she told me I would do the high jump, never tried it before. I cleared the bar AND the mat, I fell flat on the ground but got 4th place lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Anyone else disappointed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Magnolia Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Hole in One on Par Three. I'm still waiting to have sexual relations with just one woman at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Cracker Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 no on all I'm still waiting to have sexual relations with just one woman at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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