detlef Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 She was out on bike ride with some girlfriends and they came upon one of those church signs out in the country. You know, where they write out some clever saying... So, she sends me a photo of her standing next to one that reads the following: "You can't enter heaven unless Jesus has entered you" This stipulation was not discussed in the afterlife thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) There is a church that I pass on my way to work that has corny messages on the billboards that change every week. A few weeks ago it said "The bible was the first text message " Edited May 21, 2011 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 From an offshoot of a Yukon post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 She was out on bike ride with some girlfriends and they came upon one of those church signs out in the country. You know, where they write out some clever saying... So, she sends me a photo of her standing next to one that reads the following: "You can't enter heaven unless Jesus has entered you" This stipulation was not discussed in the afterlife thread. Is your gardener or any of your employees a Messican named Jesus? Better keep a close eye on them around your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 My favorite is the one I see from time to time during football season..."Lets meet at my house before the game on Sunday". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 that's quasi lds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 The best position is on your knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 From an offshoot of a Yukon post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 This thread was a tremendous letdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 This thread was a tremendous letdown. A victim of bad timing. Probably not a whole lot of people willing to make religious jokes with underlying sexual innuendos on the same weekend that the world was supposed to end. Now that it's Monday and we are all still here maybe it will pick up some steam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Funny church signs? Let's see what I got in the ol' pics folder... #1 #2 #3 Not a sign, but thought this was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 (edited) Funny church signs? Let's see what I got in the ol' pics folder... #1 #2 #3 Not a sign, but thought this was funny. I would guess that some of those are fake. After all, there's a website where you type in anything you want and it will appear in a photo of a church sign. And that is why she posed with the sign (which, because I only linked my facebook status to her photo, I can't seem to link it here). So nobody would think she just did that. At any rate, I was sharing the photo with some employees and one made a good point. He's pretty devout Christian but still rather progressive. At any rate, always able to put a positive spin on things, he reminded us of the charming level of naivety that it wouldn't occur to them that it could be read this way. Not that he didn't shake his head and chuckle before he said that. Edited May 23, 2011 by detlef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Det - where is that website that you are talking about? I could very much use that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Det - where is that website that you are talking about? I could very much use that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 Det - where is that website that you are talking about? I could very much use that. Here's one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 From an offshoot of a Yukon post Based on this link, I do NOT forgive anyone here at the Huddle for anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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