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Things Nobody Tells You About Being Poor


kpholmes
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That was a dumbass article.

 

Because all poor people are dumbasses that like to sit around feeling sorry for themselves blaming the world on their problems and getting high. And they smell funny.

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Because all poor people are dumbasses that like to sit around feeling sorry for themselves blaming the world on their problems and getting high. And they smell funny.

 

And they like to spend all their money on the lottery and smokes and booze. They probably have supported a few NFL stadiums.

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Or your favorite S&M whip broke, and Whipfest is coming up (entry fee is nonrefundable).

 

It's also a good idea to have a sex slave or two just sitting around in case your balls need shaved.

 

By the time I get it fixed and add in the missed work time, that $80 tire just turned into a $250 enema.

 

It's like trying to climb out of a dick pit but the ladder is also made of dicks.

 

My truck has 170,000 miles on it and the MPG is so bad that every time I start it, the ghost of an Indian appears in the passenger seat and cries.

 

 

:wacko: i love this guy

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