Footballjoe Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 heard this on the radio this morning. This is all I could find on it. Father of the Year Tries to Saw Son's Cast Off Let's see if you can guess the end of this story. OK? NBC Miami is reporting: Lawrence Roberts, 33, arrived at his son’s house in a white pick-up truck around 11 a.m. on Sunday, the arrest report said. The 15-year-old boy lives with his mother and other siblings at the home in Coral Springs, authorities said. Upon arriving, Roberts pulled out a 10-inch circular saw from his work truck, the report said. For unknown reasons, he then attempted to cut the teen’s purple cast off his right hand, authorities said. So let's play a little game. What do you think happened next? A) Dad cut cast off. Kid so happy he hugged Dad and all lived happily ever after. Dad cut cast off so expertly that the kid could magically throw a 100 mph fastball and will assuredly go on to fame and stardom as the best pitcher of his generation. C) Dad pretty much cut off his kid's thumb and index finger. Blood splattered everywhere. Shock and horror ensured from anyone sane. Dad went to jail. If you guessed "C" you guessed right! Hooray! The saw sliced through the tip of the boy’s right thumb, the report said. The middle of his index finger was almost cut off, and he suffered a deep cut between his index finger and thumb. As this story rolls out further I'm guessing we'll find out where the Dad was immediately before he came home. Let's see if we can guess: A) Working as a physician's assistant. Lumberjacking. C) Happy Hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 heard this on the radio this morning. This is all I could find on it. Father of the Year Tries to Saw Son's Cast Off Let's see if you can guess the end of this story. OK? NBC Miami is reporting: Lawrence Roberts, 33, arrived at his son’s house in a white pick-up truck around 11 a.m. on Sunday, the arrest report said. The 15-year-old boy lives with his mother and other siblings at the home in Coral Springs, authorities said. Upon arriving, Roberts pulled out a 10-inch circular saw from his work truck, the report said. For unknown reasons, he then attempted to cut the teen’s purple cast off his right hand, authorities said. So let's play a little game. What do you think happened next? A) Dad cut cast off. Kid so happy he hugged Dad and all lived happily ever after. Dad cut cast off so expertly that the kid could magically throw a 100 mph fastball and will assuredly go on to fame and stardom as the best pitcher of his generation. C) Dad pretty much cut off his kid's thumb and index finger. Blood splattered everywhere. Shock and horror ensured from anyone sane. Dad went to jail. If you guessed "C" you guessed right! Hooray! The saw sliced through the tip of the boy’s right thumb, the report said. The middle of his index finger was almost cut off, and he suffered a deep cut between his index finger and thumb. As this story rolls out further I'm guessing we'll find out where the Dad was immediately before he came home. Let's see if we can guess: A) Working as a physician's assistant. Lumberjacking. C) Happy Hour. Any idiot knows that you use a reciprocating saw for this type of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 The article doesn't say it, but I bet the boy's home has wheels, either the boy or the father, or both, have a mullet, and that Mom has danced under a name of a car or a city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 The article doesn't say it, but I bet the boy's home has wheels, either the boy or the father, or both, have a mullet, and that Mom has danced under a name of a car or a city. Or a spice, emotion, or flower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Any idiot knows that you use a reciprocating saw for this type of work. Yea, if you're a nooooobie tool. Real men use chainsaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 The article doesn't say it, but I bet the boy's home has wheels, either the boy or the father, or both, have a mullet, and that Mom has danced under a name of a car or a city. Mercury Cheyenne is HOT!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Meet the Family... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Mercury Cheyenne is HOT!!!!!!! Kia Eau Claire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Yea, if you're a nooooobie tool. Real men use chainsaws. I guess I'll have to retract my "any idiot" comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Kia Eau Claire I don't know what this means, but I should probably take offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I remember when I was 7 years old and it had just rained. I wasn't allowed any real toys to play with so all I had was the mud to play with. I would make matchbox cars and trucks out of the mud I let dry in the sun. My first toy Corvette was basically a blob of dried mud, but it was awesome and the fastest car in the backyard. I'll never forget the time I painstakingly fashioned my father his 1969 Camaro he always wanted by mixing the twigs into the mud. I ran in the house dripping mud and yelled to my father, "Dad, this is the car you always wanted but yelled at me that you couldn't afford because I mistakenly came along for some unknown awful reason and you wish I never existed and the car did!!!!". I told him he could have both. Of course, I got filthy and covered in dried mud while doing this. We couldn't afford running water so he would spit beer at me until I was cleaned of the mud. It really showed he loved me because he wanted me cleaned up so well. Good times indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Lawrence Roberts, 33, arrived at his son’s house in a white pick-up truck around 11 a.m. on Sunday, the arrest report said. 'nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 'nuff said You got a problem with people who drive pick-ups nancy boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I don't know what this means, but I should probably take offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 You got a problem with people who drive pick-ups nancy boy? Well, for some reason, I didn't expect to read "Lawrence Roberts, 33, arrived at his son’s house in a white Mercedes convertible coupe around 11 a.m. on Sunday, the arrest report said." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Well, for some reason, I didn't expect to read "Lawrence Roberts, 33, arrived at his son’s house in a white Mercedes convertible coupe around 11 a.m. on Sunday, the arrest report said." Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I don't know what this means, but I should probably take offense. Don't take offense. None was meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 so umm...has anybody heard from nuke lately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 so umm...has anybody heard from nuke lately... yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Yea, if you're a nooooobie tool. Real men use chainsaws. I was shocked that it wasn't a chainsaw when I started reading this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 You got a problem with people who drive pick-ups nancy boy? I got a white PU and its a piece of junk too. Maybe I should start a side business of removing casts, braces and the like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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