whomper Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 My text to my wife: I have been waking up with chest pains every day this week. Allergies ? did I catch the kids chest cold ? My wifes text back: No, you're gonna die. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 My text to my wife: I have been waking up with chest pains every day this week. Allergies ? did I catch the kids chest cold ? My wifes text back: No, you're gonna die. Sorry do you have a life insurance? if so cancel it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 My text to my wife: I have been waking up with chest pains every day this week. Allergies ? did I catch the kids chest cold ? My wifes text back: Quit twisting your nipples when masturbating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 You should totally die now just to rub it in her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boilerduff Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 You could go see a doctor. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 You should totally die now just to rub it in her face. Exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 A txt exchange between my wife and I from months ago: Wife: Any Chinese? (asking about dinner) Me: Around 1 billion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) when I text the wife I begin it with this pic http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9b/Gorn.jpg me: the gorn is hongry!!! me: Edited October 6, 2011 by polksalet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 A txt exchange between my wife and I from months ago: Wife: Any Chinese? (asking about dinner) Me: Around 1 billion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Exactly And leave her with a giant "I told you so", I don't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 when I text the wife I begin it with this pic http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9b/Gorn.jpg me: the gorn is hongry!!! me: No way in hell I am clicking on that link . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 You should totally die now just to rub it in her face. I'm thinking Whomp should definitely rub something in her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lkirc Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 You could go see a doctor. Just a thought. Allergies can cause chest pains? A doctor may be a good idea........ and watch the wife pretty closely..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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