cliaz Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 What if orgasms were excruciating and felt like you had a hangover for half an hour afterward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Who cares. It's not as if I am going to give her one anyhow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 What if orgasms were excruciating and felt like you had a hangover for half an hour afterward? I'd have plenty of time to finally take up woodworking, golf, frisbee golf, and maybe read a book now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 It burns when I pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tford Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I think the human population would be much lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I think the human population would be much lower extinct. Fixed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tford Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Fixed... Probably truer than most (myself included) want to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I wish she only complained about it for 30 minutes afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lkirc Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I would have another 6 minutes a week to pursue other activities.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I would have another 6 minutes a week to pursue other activities.... Showoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 My wife says its painful when it gets in her eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 You all ever seen two cats/pumas/panthers/bob cats/lions/tigers going at it? It looks like it hurts like hell and the female tends to lash out at the male when it's done. The praying mantis female bites the males head off just so he can have an orgasm and fertilize the eggs. Could you imagine if humans reproduce by a woman laying eggs and then the man jacks off on to them? Or women laying clutches of eggs under rocks in a stream and bunch of dudes come up and squirt on them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You all ever seen two cats/pumas/panthers/bob cats/lions/tigers going at it? It looks like it hurts like hell and the female tends to lash out at the male when it's done. The praying mantis female bites the males head off just so he can have an orgasm and fertilize the eggs. Could you imagine if humans reproduce by a woman laying eggs and then the man jacks off on to them? Or women laying clutches of eggs under rocks in a stream and bunch of dudes come up and squirt on them? :pantstight: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 It looks like it hurts like hell and the female tends to lash out at the male when it's done. I used to get this response all the time until my penis reduction surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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