Cunning Runt Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Whaddya think? Sounds cheesy, but she mentioned she'd like to get her teeth whitened - that's like $400 bucks. Is that an appropriate b-day gift? I'm wiiiiiide open to suggestions. TIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 a rocking chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Sure. If she’s adamant about getting this expensive procedure done then you might as well knock out the 40th b-day gift with it. Otherwise you’ll do something else expensive for her 40th and 6 months down the line she’ll start up again about having her teeth whitened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Boob job? It's her birthday. Not his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 (edited) Whitening teeth may make her look more attractive to him. Edited April 22, 2010 by Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 Whitening teeth may make her look more attractive to him. No need to go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 A pearl necklace. Maybe her teeth will be whiter with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Something from this list, perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Just don't get her a vacuum cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Surprise anal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Surprise anal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 Y'all are a load of help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Y'all are a load of help. pun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 pun? Sarcasm, but not a play on words. Maybe I'm not getting what you read as a pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Sarcasm, but not a play on words. Maybe I'm not getting what you read as a pun. Nevermind. It was a stretch anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 How about the total package from a day spa? Pedicure/Manicure/Massage, etc....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Nevermind. It was a stretch anyways. I got it. Wasn't a stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 A 6-month Nurtrasystem program and a tooth brush? Net result could be a vacation for you for a few weeks, which by the sound of her, might not be the worst thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 (edited) A 6-month Nurtrasystem program and a tooth brush? Net result could be a vacation for you for a few weeks, which by the sound of her, might not be the worst thing. Easy stallion. This is still my wife we're talking about. Thanks to Big John for unnecessarily re-posting the previous thread. She's still pretty hot actually. I think her teeth are fine and it's not like she's a fatass or anything. I just like 'em thin. Edited April 22, 2010 by Cunning Runt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Diamonds!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Easy stallion. This is still my wife we're talking about. My wife's turning 40 in July, and actually has asked for the same as your (whitenning). And no, I'm not trying the toothbrush thing, either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Easy stallion. This is still my wife we're talking about. Thanks to Big John for unnecessarily re-posting the previous thread. She's still pretty hot actually. I think her teeth are fine and it's not like she's a fatass or anything. I just like 'em thin. Note to self: Never share anything here regarding my wife's appearance. Got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 40 is obviously a touchy subject for women. Even if your wife really just wants to get her teeth whitened, the gift sounds like "here honey, this will make you look less old" I would suggest a really nice weekend get away, and a few weeks or months later get her the teeth whitening present> weekend does not need to be expensive, just far away from your day to day lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 (edited) Note to self: Never share anything here regarding my wife's appearance. Got it. seemed like fair game considering he told the entire board that his wife could lose like 25 pounds - and its not like swami was being mean about it. following it with - you might get a vacation out of it - was solid and made sense. if she looks good and feels good - she might want to go on vacation to show herself off. no need to be so touchy dude. I imagine if your wife was half as touchy that she'd put a cap in her ass for saying she was too fat. Edited April 22, 2010 by Duchess Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 A 40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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