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2. People who don't wash their hands after using the mens room, then grab the handle of the door to exit. Freakin' disgusting.

 

I dont wash my hands after I pee but I do use telekinesis to open the door to exit the loo!

 

Pet Peeve: Getting a reciept for a cup of coffee... What am I going to return my coffee at some point? Am I going to expense a 1.50 cup of coffee?

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Not sure if it was him but I remember something very similar with someone at a computer and hot girls sat next to him and yada yada yada...

 

Absolutely. I remember this thread and it felt like the exact same story and possibly by Z.

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I dont wash my hands after I pee but I do use telekinesis to open the door to exit the loo!

 

Pet Peeve: Getting a reciept for a cup of coffee... What am I going to return my coffee at some point? Am I going to expense a 1.50 cup of coffee?

 

That new commerical where the guy tries to write off a $5 burger and then asks the guy if he can just photo copy his ass as a receipt and then breaks the copier....now thats funny :D

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Those are the best times, we bought Elise crayons and fingerpaints to use in the tub and now we can't get her out without a fit.

 

 

Bathtime fun I am all for. But looking right at me Clint eastwood style and cupping their hands and drenching me drives me batty. They think its hilarious

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Bathtime fun I am all for. But looking right at me Clint eastwood style and cupping their hands and drenching me drives me batty. They think its hilarious

 

Now IF your daughter looked like Suri Cruise you could just laugh it off :D

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Absolutely. I remember this thread and it felt like the exact same story and possibly by Z.

 

i recall doing one about a dude who sat next to me wearing head phones and i could hear rap coming thru. i did move in that instance. :D

 

also once miss montana was sitting next to me and when she left she didnt log out and i got to check her cookies, after sniffing the seat, of course. :D

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UPDATE

 

i havent moved yet becaue there is a hot redhead with big boobs preening on the other side of me.

 

This isn't mine, but, I'm talking to this redheaded girl that I know on Instant Messenger. She is in a computer lab and I told her about this thread. She asked me to include this one:

 

When nerdy fantasy football dorks sitting across from me in the computer labs are obviously staring at my big boobs.

Oh, and guys that wear too much after shave.

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Bathtime fun I am all for. But looking right at me Clint eastwood style and cupping their hands and drenching me drives me batty. They think its hilarious

My kids do the same. Have you tried taking your shirt off when you bath them? It's a lot less irritating when they aren't soaking your clothes and you can just towel off afterwards.

 

As for me, I'm annoyed by those who give parenting advice over the internets to people they don't know about kids they've never met.

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3. I drive the interstate to work, and it backs up, even in the left lane, when there is a merge on the right at an on-ramp. But what tends to happen is that, prior to the merge, the right lane moves faster than the left lane because some people are exiting the highway and creating space in the right lane. So what pisses me off? When drivers move all the way up in the right lane, then at the last minute, cut over to the left to avoid the merging traffic. This is exactly what causes the backup in the left lane to begin with! What, is their time more important than mine that they should speed by me in the right lane, then cut in front of me after I have waited in the left lane (as I should)? Would they do this at the grocery store...if there was a long line, would they just cut in front of people, or would they wait their turn? These wink wink lover boy are mighty tough in the comfort of their vehicles.

 

ding, ding, ding... I think we have a winner. This is the reason I don't own a gun

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