Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Just curious if Darrin3 or Big Country were to get into a fist fight who would win? I will be matching up random huddlers from here on out with one fantasy matchup each day. Who would win this fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Both of them look like they have been slapped off a few bar stools in their day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 Both of them look like they have been slapped off a few bar stools in their day... 1266392[/snapback] Your match up is next. I don't know who would win this duel. I've not met either one of these guys but I hear that they're built similar. I doubt these jimmies would ever duke it out but that makes the question more interesting. Who would win this fight? For some reason I'll guess BC, he looks like an out of shape coke head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 For some reason I'll guess BC, he looks like an out of shape coke head. 1266397[/snapback] LOL Who would win, 100 midgets or Tedy Bruschi? Okay forget it. I don't want to derail the thread with what will be obvious to everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 you need to post this on Monday when all the weekday regulars are here..... and I will refrain from answering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 4 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 4 Members: Jumpin Johnies, Big Country, Skippy, spain It looks like we've got 1 of the contestants in the house. Care to weigh in on the issue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 I also went with BC. Darin is way too nice a guy who played a little too much "dress up" with his hot sister growing up. Not enough fight in that dog, imo. BC on the other hand is a redneck wannabe who had his share of school yard scraps because he couldnt keep his pie hole shut. Scared off most takers with his sheer size, but was put to the test on occasion. If I had to handicap it, I would give the edge to BC on experience and toughness. Darin while willing to mix it up, would rather concede the fight and buy his opponent a beer over at the Huddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 you need to post this on Monday when all the weekday regulars are here..... and I will refrain from answering 1266402[/snapback] I'll bump it and link it. I'm doing 1 a day. You guys are up today and Spain has his match tommorrow. Congrats btw, you're winning so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 I also went with BC. Darin is way too nice a guy who played a little too much "dress up" with his hot sister growing up. Not enough fight in that dog, imo. BC on the other hand is a redneck wannabe who had his share of school yard scraps because he couldnt keep his pie hole shut. Scared off most takers with his sheer size, but was put to the test on occasion. If I had to handicap it, I would give the edge to BC on experience and toughness. Darin while willing to mix it up, would rather concede the fight and buy his opponent a beer over at the Huddle. 1266406[/snapback] I think this is an accurate assessment. BTW, Darrin's sister has a cute set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 I think this is an accurate assessment. BTW, Darrin's sister has a cute set. 1266408[/snapback] This thread is going to be like that accident that you drive by and can't help but look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 BTW, Darrin's sister has a cute set. 1266408[/snapback] Duly noted in the record! Hey she could be the ring girl carrying around the Round cards between rounds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 This thread is going to be like that accident that you drive by and can't help but look. 1266409[/snapback] Wait till tommorrow, I've got a sweet matchup for Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 Duly noted in the record! Hey she could be the ring girl carrying around the Round cards between rounds! 1266410[/snapback] She and twiley's hot wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Wait till tommorrow, I've got a sweet matchup for Spain. 1266411[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 In all honesty mom's kinda hot as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 In all honesty mom's kinda hot as well. 1266424[/snapback] No doubt! Sis looks exactly like Mom! The old man is sort of hot in an "On Golden Pond" type way too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 No doubt! Sis looks exactly like Mom! The old man is sort of hot in an "On Golden Pond" type way too! 1266431[/snapback] Forget about pops, I'm going to bed tonight dreaming about mom and sis in the sack with me together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robash Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Forget about pops, I'm going to bed tonight dreaming about mom and sis in the sack with me together. 1266432[/snapback] i think Darin's stock will rise after he knocks you out for all this dirty talk :P defending the honor of ones mother and sister has to speak for something, my votes for darin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 i think Darin's stock will rise after he knocks you out for all this dirty talk :P defending the honor of ones mother and sister has to speak for something, my votes for darin 1266436[/snapback] It's all good guy, it's all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 BTW, I just woke up from my dream and it was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 still awake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 although darin's bio was interesting......guys shouldn't list what sign they are cancer/leo.......i say big country hammers his a$$...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Need clarification. Can Darin use his cast? Can Big Country use his bottle of mousse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 (edited) For these Who Would Win in a Fist Fight threads, are you talking about a no-holds barred street fight or are we talking about using the Marquis Of Queensbury Rules? This could definitely affect the answers. The Queensbury Rules 1. To be a fair stand-up boxing match in a twenty-four foot ring or as near that size as practicable. 2. No wrestling or hugging allowed. 3. The rounds to be of three minutes duration and one minute time between rounds. 4. If either man fall through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, ten seconds be allowed to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his corner; and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If one man fails to come to the scratch in the ten seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the referee to give his awart in favour of the other man. 5. A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down. 6. No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds. 7. Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee (is) to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest, to that the match can be won and lost, unless the backers of the men agree to draw the stakes. 8. The gloves to be fair-sized boxing gloves of the best quality and new. 9. Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the referee's satisfaction. 10. A man on one knee is considered down, and if struck is entitled to the stakes. 11. No shoes or boots with springs allowed. 12. The contest in all other respects to be governed by the revised rules of the London Prize Ring. Edited January 15, 2006 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbimm Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 For these Who Would Win in a Fist Fight threads, are you talking about a no-holds barred street fight or are we talking about using the Marquis Of Queensbury Rules? This could definitely affect the answers. The Queensbury Rules 1. To be a fair stand-up boxing match in a twenty-four foot ring or as near that size as practicable. 2. No wrestling or hugging allowed. 3. The rounds to be of three minutes duration and one minute time between rounds. 4. If either man fall through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, ten seconds be allowed to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his corner; and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If one man fails to come to the scratch in the ten seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the referee to give his awart in favour of the other man. 5. A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down. 6. No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds. 7. Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee (is) to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest, to that the match can be won and lost, unless the backers of the men agree to draw the stakes. 8. The gloves to be fair-sized boxing gloves of the best quality and new. 9. Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the referee's satisfaction. 10. A man on one knee is considered down, and if struck is entitled to the stakes. 11. No shoes or boots with springs allowed. 12. The contest in all other respects to be governed by the revised rules of the London Prize Ring. 1266454[/snapback] I vote No Holds Barred! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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