whitem0nkey Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19 -year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your items in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware! Edited June 30, 2006 by whitem0nkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I'm sure it's worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19 -year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your items in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 and that's why I always shop at home depot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 they always get me with that one ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 Oh and i got 1 more. The Wedding Anniversary Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Patti was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning Roger got up early and left for work. When Patti woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Now that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Told by DMD. Same story, different location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolv Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Wasn't Cliaz doing windshields at Lowe's the other day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 At Lowe's the same thing happens, but it turns out to be a guy. :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19 -year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your items in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware! Best joke of 2006 so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Oh and i got 1 more. The Wedding Anniversary Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Patti was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning Roger got up early and left for work. When Patti woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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