Duchess Jack Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 When shaving my sack, what do you suggest as the best shaving cream? Oh the razor burn - some 'real advise' would be greatly appriciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I bet this little piss ant is laughing histerically right now behind his momies computer. Let's all just leave the turd alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Has anyone ever seen those security guards at Chucky Cheese? The last one I saw while I was picking up my daughter from a party was stuck in one of the tubes and pissed himself silly when the 4 year olds started pelting his face with those little plastic balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) briefs are for little kids i work as a security guard if you must know 1031610[/snapback] I thought you wrote columns for SI.com. Liar! You're credibility is now shot, & I shall never ask for your advise again. Edited September 29, 2005 by Bonehand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) When shaving my sack, what do you suggest as the best shaving cream? Oh the razor burn - some 'real advise' would be greatly appriciated. 1031630[/snapback] I'm sorry, but THAT question has almost nothing to do with Fantasy Football, & belongs in the tailgate... Edited September 29, 2005 by Bonehand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 You realize you're giving our friend OIA exactly what he wants by doling out the attention. Tell him to fawk off and be on your way. He'll be banned - along with his other alias, Tony Bats - soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Really You couldn't secure a cup of warm piss if you drank a gallon of hot Cocoa.... no go get a hall pass and return to class little boy and do not interupt again! 1031648[/snapback] BTW, this guy has the best username. I almost used to ask Don a question. You know, wherethefugowie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Question: If I put the tip in, is it really cheating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 another question for you almighty banks if you eat 3 cheesburgers from Burger king on a monday will you get stuck in a long CVS line the following Thursday??? 1031676[/snapback] Come on. Advise, advise. This is not a quiz show. Geeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Question: If I put the tip in, is it really cheating? 1031685[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Banks Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 bad luck to all MY teams will all win and ill be 4-0 suckas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrBruno Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 any more REAL questions here i gotta go to work soon 1031595[/snapback] D to play Denver @ Jax Jaz is available Indy @ Tenn Tenn Avail STL @ Giants Gints avail Min @ Atl Min is avail SF v AZ in Mexico Both are avail GB @ Carolina Carolina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 bad luck to all MY teams will all win and ill be 4-0 suckas 1031727[/snapback] : It sucks being OIA or Ugly Tuna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilwoman Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 My cat knocked over a glass of Red Wine on my brandy new white carpet (she was drunk). I've scrubbed it again and again, but despite my best attempts - I cannot remove the last of the stain which has become a rather unsightly pink blemish. What to you suggest my Advise Guy? 1031516[/snapback] I have heard if you put some white wine on it the red will come out. Might try dabbing some white wine on it with a rag and see. Also have you tried Oxy clean...that might work or some 7up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Man, go to a meeting, and miss all the fun. Enjoy it while it lasts momo, you'll be banned shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) cats can't hold their liquor very well ps- my daughter swung her toy dog and knocked over a vase last night, what should I do with HER! Edited September 29, 2005 by alexgaddis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 WE TALL DID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 i work as a security guard if you must know hopefully securing our borders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Wait a minute... wait just a minute!Duchess Jack's cat was drunk? What the hell is going on at that house? 1031624[/snapback] Uhh...hello. Duchess's cat is otherwise known as The Captain's Wench. Duh... But seriously, since dipmanure doesn't know the answer to your question Duchess, sprinkle baking soda on the spill. It will come right out. If it is dry, I'd try the white wine thing and then put the baking soda on...which should pull it all up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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