Dr. Sacrebleu Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 (edited) Huddle Fist Fight #1 - The Biggest Loser darin3 vs Big Country Judges Still deliberating Huddle Fist Fight #2 - Hillbilly Hoedown Spain vs H8Tank H8tank in a split decision. (115-112; 113-111; 111-113) These Titans of the Huddle go for a bloodied full 15 rounder like in the days of yore. A brawl supreme in which both contestants lose their tooth. Tongues were wagging when it was pointed out that the deciding judge in the bout was H8’s uncle and half-brother. H8’s camp denied allegations of collusion and pointed out that the same judge was also Spain’s cousin and brother-in-law Huddle Fist Fight #3 - Metrosexual Mania Azazello1313 vs I Like Soup Draw Though a seeming mismatch, this bout ends up in a hard fought draw. The tale of the tape was not kind, as Soup was giving up 74 pounds, 14 inches in height, and no tape measure was small enough to measure his reach. Though soup lands an astonishing 314 punches, 290 of them are considered "glancing or inefectual blows". Az "the debater" Azello connects only 13 times, but knocks Soup to the mat on each finely constructed blow. Soup, though bloodied, was undettered, and rose from the matt each time encourage by the crowd. Not surprisingly, 173 low blows were recorded. Huddle Fist Fight #4 - The Massacre in Manila Whitney Walters vs msaint WW by KO in the 1st 1st round KO deemed quickest in huddle fights‘s history. Msaint down only 7 seconds out of the box. He is heard muttering “buy my book” on the way to the hospital. In the same bout, Whitney also K.O.s the ring announcer for using the name Whitney, as well as the ring girl, commentator , and rows E through J because, as the pugilist said later, “you know they were thinking it” Huddle Fist Fight #5 - Dirty Dancing NSAB in a unanimous decision (108-104; 109-106; 108-105). 12 rounds of all the best Sicily has to offer in the sweet science. Both boxers go the distance in a fight that makes their mamas proud. Ultimately, the Filthadelphia ganglands style proves to be too much for the Whoomp There It Is defense Unofficial Huddle Fist Fight #6 - Battle of the Bar Flies twiley vs Jumpin Johnies Twiley by KO in the 5th A bout that casts a dark shadow on the HFF organization. Due to a clerical error, Jumping Johnnies entered the ring versus Twiley, not Mrs Twiley as had originally been scheduled. The HFF refuses to sanction this fight, yet allows it to go on because it won’t give up the gate receipts. JJ refuses to go down in the biggest mismatch of Huddle Fistfight history until the 5th round. Though Jjs days are no longer numbered, obviously he will never fight again, and only time will tell if he will recover all of his mental faculties. Huddle Fist Fight #6 - The Texas Dough Boy vs The Beer Man DMD vs Chavez DMD KO in the 9th. DMD led this bout from beginning to end in the scorers cards, but the denouement shocked the audience in a most unforeseen manner. At 1:12 in the 9th DMD was ahead on the official scorecard 85-79 (though the independent newspaper, Spain Times, had Chavez in the lead) when DMD unleashed a haymaker that knocked Chavez out of the ring, through the doors, and halfway back to Michigan. Later on officials find a thread-gun in DMDs right glove. Curiously no action was taken by the Huddle Ethics Committee. More curious still, Team Chavez seems to be unable to log on to register a complaint Huddle Fist Fight #7 - The First to Surrender Dr. Sacrebleu vs untateve Untateve wins by Sacrebleu throwing in towel. In the waning seconds of this 3 rounder, Sacrebleu’s camp throws in the towel. Though the judges had Untateve up by 8-2, the result, though not unexpected, certainly did surprise the audience. Untateve’s camp talked up their boxer‘s ‘phantom punch’, but replays clearly show that sacrebleu was felled by a soft ‘patty cake’ slap to the chest. Both boxers have had their licenses revoked, and the HFF has agreed to reimburse the paying members of the audience. Sacrebleu also ends up surrendering to Czarina, and Luxembourg in this bout. Huddle Fist Fight #8 - All Dawgs go to Heaven Grits and Shins vs Seattle LawDawg Ongoing Edited January 21, 2006 by Dr. Sacrebleu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Well done Sac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Way to be a sport after the drubbing you took Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Good stuff Sac!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tbimm Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Thanks alot Sac now I have to clean this coffee off my screen Talk about a good sport! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Well done. Cheerio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Nice coverage, good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Manny Pacquiao would take out all these "fighters". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Niiiice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 173 low blows... Classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 :tapsfoot: still waiting on that pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Well done, Doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 173 low blows... Classic! bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I Like Soup Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 How can a guy with a 6'5 frame deliver that many low blows?...:lipquivering: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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