spain Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 France is playing Switzerland in World Cup right now. How many 1 liners can we come up with: The first team to surrender wins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Pimp Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 France's entire team is black. And they are concerned that America is dominating their culture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Look at that French defense! Having everyone form a line at midfield is pure genius. Those Swiss will never get through that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 Look at that French defense! Having everyone form a line at midfield is pure genius. Those Swiss will never get through that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 How do you miss that point blank shot? You are swiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 The Swiss counter with their stand on the sidelines and not get in the way tactic. The French are stunned and still just standing there staring at each other. Beautiful. Score still 0-0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 One German fan got fed up and decided to streak across the field and scored. It's now German 1, France 0, Swiss 0. Soccer is freakin' awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 These 2 teams are not good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 This just in! The French have surrendered to the Iranian soccer team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 The American team that suffered a humiliating defeat yesterday...a date that will live in infamy...just kicked the crap out of the German fan and the ref took the goal back. Still 0-0 but 2 French players have sat down from exhaustion. Advantage: Swiss. Will they take advantage of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 Both teams refuse to cross over into each others territory... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 (edited) Dem Swiss cheerleaders are sure hott though and make a mean hot chocolate. Edited June 13, 2006 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 (edited) Why do the French run backwards faster than forward? That's some freaky soccer right there. Edited June 13, 2006 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 I always wondered what Jerry Lewis did between telethons. I had no idea that he coached the French soccer team... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I think the Swiss are trying to kick the ball into their own goal....but not trying to make it appear too obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 I wonder where all the Swiss players got those antique gold chains they are wearing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 (edited) I wonder where all the Swiss players got those antique gold chains they are wearing... Fill in the blanks. ___ .......| .......|___ Edited June 13, 2006 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 F*ck all of you. Mock the French, but kindly leave the Swiss out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 F*ck all of you. Mock the French, but kindly leave the Swiss out of it. We've got to leave the Swiss out of it....again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 F*ck all of you. Mock the French, but kindly leave the Swiss out of it. I think they choose to leave themselves out of it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 They nicknamed this game "Whine and Cheese" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 They nicknamed this game "Whine and Cheese" I thought they were calling it: "Run and Hide" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 0-0 halftime. The soccer ball has yet to move... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 (edited) 0-0 halftime. The soccer ball has yet to move... No surprise. I mean, this IS Switzerland and France we're talking about. Hello? :tap tap: Is this thing on? Edit: Alright, here's some help... Referee: Play ball! (oops, wrong sport) ... <whistle> France: Ahhhh, we surrender!!! Ahhhh... Switzerland: But umm, we are neutral. France: Ahhh, neutral! We give up! Switzerland: No, you don't seem to understand... we... France: Ahhhh, the ball is after us! Retreat! Switzerland: Mmm, chocolate. Edit #2: Guess I should read the thread before posting. Edited June 13, 2006 by darin3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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