Bronco Billy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 That has to be By FAR the stupidest theory I've ever seen on why people do endzone celebrations. Looks like someone forgot to take his balls out of the freezer this morning.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Um..maybe they are celebrating touchdowns because its a....game? It's not an actual job you realize, they are out there playing a GAME. You want someone to act professional, but they are running around catching a ball. Lighten up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 [climbsonsoapbox] I think this goes directly to the sissification of America by the ultra-liberals. It's the same kind of mentality that makes sure we don't keep score at kid's soccer games (football is just too mean for kids to play) so no one gets their feelings hurt, that men shouldn't hold open doors for women because it is conscending to them, that boys need to learn to learn like girls do in school, and othe similar crap. So the consequences are that when the sissified boys grow up and watch the nasty, violent game that is pro football, they feel the need to lighten the experinence because of its violence. Sissy feminist dancing, booty shaking, and cute little skits & pantomimes reduce how horrifying the game is and make some feel warmer & fuzzier about the NFL. Imagine a bunch of guys sitting at the bar 30 years ago talking excitedly about the cute little TD dance that TO, or CJ, or some other psuedo-masturbater was doing in the endzone after scoring. C'mon, guys, grow a pair & don't give into this feminizing of the greatest sport in the world! [/climbsonsoapbox] Ya, its all the liberals fault... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 (edited) Ya, its all the liberals fault... Yep, this is going to be George W. Bush's next argument against Liberals and Democrats. "We can NOT let them win, they are the terrorists. If they take over congress, the NFL will crumble due the excessive celebrations the liberals want! As the leader of the nation I will make the best decisions for myself as I have my whole term in office. John Kerry I want you to apologize to the NFL players." Edited November 4, 2006 by CD6405 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Ya, its all the liberals fault... No, not all of it. Just the fabulous-wad celebrations and a few other items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Um..maybe they are celebrating touchdowns because its a....game? It's not an actual job you realize, they are out there playing a GAME. You want someone to act professional, but they are running around catching a ball. Lighten up. Could you possibly be any more misguided? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 (edited) Could you possibly be any more misguided? So...football isn't a game? It seems to me the football gets feminized on message boards like the huddle. I mean, all of the gossip, talking of shopping (for players), etc. seems to be doing it more than the excessive celebrations the liberals are forcing onto the NFL players. Edited November 4, 2006 by CD6405 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 So...football isn't a game? I thought I made my position abundantly clear. No, pro football is not a game. It is far from a game. It is big business. Make that gigantic business. That's why a guy like Johnson can make more in one year than most people in the country will make in a life time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 (edited) I thought I made my position abundantly clear. No, pro football is not a game. It is far from a game. It is big business. Make that gigantic business. That's why a guy like Johnson can make more in one year than most people in the country will make in a life time. Okay then, God forbid anyone have fun at work. With all the things you've said in this post you DO remind me of our horrible president! Edited November 4, 2006 by CD6405 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Okay then, God forbid anyone have fun at work. Do people jump up on their desks and act like Kansas City my sweetgots when they finish a report in your office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Okay then, God forbid anyone have fun at work. With all the things you've said in this post you DO remind me of our horrible president! Given what Kerry just did, and then what happened in Denver this morning, I'll definetly take that as a compliment, but enough politics in a football zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 (edited) Do people jump up on their desks and act like Kansas City my sweetgots when they finish a report in your office? You are truly a moron if you compare the GAME of football to the work of an office. Even a monkey can differentiate between the two. Edited November 4, 2006 by CD6405 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 You are truly a moron if you compare the GAME of football to the work of an office. Even a monkey can differientiate between the two. I'm sorry, but I'm not the one that made the analogy of pro football with work in the office, if I'm not mistaken. YOU introduced the comparison. Does that truly make you a moron, by your own criteria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 (edited) I'm sorry, but I'm not the one that made the analogy of pro football with work in the office, if I'm not mistaken. YOU introduced the comparison. Does that truly make you a moron, by your own criteria? Come on Kid, keep up. I said football was a game, it wasn't a real job (that would be contrasting not comparing). Come on, I know you're atleast at the age to read, even if your brain hasn't developed enough for intelligent thought yet. Edited November 4, 2006 by CD6405 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Come on Kid, keep up. I said football was a game, it wasn't a real job (that would be contrasting not comparing). Come on, I know you're atleast at the age to read, even if your brain hasn't developed enough for intelligent thought yet. @ kid. That's really rich and ought to greatly amuse some of the older people here. So you're saying playing pro football isn't a job? Maybe your references to yourself are true.... Even I wasn't going to believe them at first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 @ kid. That's really rich and ought to greatly amuse some of the older people here. So you're saying playing pro football isn't a job? Maybe your references to yourself are true.... Even I wasn't going to believe them at first. I wish you could make coherent sentences but...football is not a "typical" job, therefore you can't compare it with an office job. If you truly think football is the same as a desk job, a doctor, lawyer, etc. you need to sit down and think things out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 (edited) I wish you could make coherent sentences but...football is not a "typical" job, therefore you can't compare it with an office job. If you truly think football is the same as a desk job, a doctor, lawyer, etc. you need to sit down and think things out. Yet again, since your comprehension seems to be down this morning: I wasn't the one who made the comparison of playing pro football to working in an office - you did. I did say pro football is big business. I also stated that playing pro football is a job. Do you disagree with either of those statements? Edited November 4, 2006 by Bronco Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Yet again, since your comprehension seems to be down this morning: I wasn't the one who made the comparison of playing pro football to working in an office - you did. I did say pro football is big business. I also stated that playing pro football is a job. Do you disagree with either of those statements? Football isn't a "typical" job, and like I said before it wasn't a comparision, it was contrasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Do people jump up on their desks and act like Kansas City my sweetgots when they finish a report in your office? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanCT Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 It doesn't make the game any better. If you want to laugh at clowns, go to the circus. I like the smack talk about who's covering him because it raises the level of the game, but who wants a bunch of idiots running around with goofy names on the jersey. Great post. If the NFL lets these guys act like clowns, how bad do you think it would get? The clowns would come out of the woodwork trying to outdo each other every week. It would be like the WWF, WWE, or whatever it's called these days. It would make the NFL look like a circus. CJ would come rolling out on a unicycle juggling footballs and balancing the down marker on his nose if he thought he could get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I would love to hear Bronco Billy's explanation for why Pete Townshend smashed his guitar at the end of concerts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Im just waiting for the pron version of his story to come out "chocha stinko" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 [climbsonsoapbox] I think this goes directly to the sissification of America by the ultra-liberals. It's the same kind of mentality that makes sure we don't keep score at kid's soccer games (football is just too mean for kids to play) so no one gets their feelings hurt, that men shouldn't hold open doors for women because it is conscending to them, that boys need to learn to learn like girls do in school, and othe similar crap. So the consequences are that when the sissified boys grow up and watch the nasty, violent game that is pro football, they feel the need to lighten the experinence because of its violence. Sissy feminist dancing, booty shaking, and cute little skits & pantomimes reduce how horrifying the game is and make some feel warmer & fuzzier about the NFL. Imagine a bunch of guys sitting at the bar 30 years ago talking excitedly about the cute little TD dance that TO, or CJ, or some other psuedo-masturbater was doing in the endzone after scoring. C'mon, guys, grow a pair & don't give into this feminizing of the greatest sport in the world! [/climbsonsoapbox] oh man what a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 (edited) BB, sometimes you make an intelligent argument. This is not one of those times. Edited November 4, 2006 by AtomicCEO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Do people jump up on their desks and act like Kansas City my sweetgots when they finish a report in your office? I do at my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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