TimC Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Louis Armstrong laughs mockingly everytime Cliaz hammers a nail into the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 worse? There are far worse things in life than seeing me getting out of the shower....horrors in the clan cliaz household that mortals shouldn't be privy to. EXAMPLES 1. Groundhog jello wrestling 2. Foot Fetish night followed by taco night 3. Group Crayola body painting 4. Guess what that is growing there 5. Pampered Chef parties the wife throws 6. Chick night (where all the chicks on the street get together and watch house.) 7. Reason why I shouldn't wear white boxer shorts 8. Organized armpit shampooing contest 9. My toenail windchimes I make and sell on ebay 10. Our reenactment of "Lighting Bolt! Lightning Bolt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 your answers ... people in your office don't know how to hang pictures. your clock radio's alarm has fired, but the volume is down low. turn it off. call the furnace guy to fix the freakin' thing. your wife has a sleeping disorder. get professional help. your kids have figured you are spooked and have decided to mess with you. your hall door needs fixed. get one of those beeping key finders. for god sakes, no cliaz-cam. whomp's phucking with you too ... congrats on 7k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 (edited) Put the camera on. That would be some quality entertainment. My guess is, we'll probably all find out either your or wife has a sleep walking disorder and is up in the middle of the night stumbling around, messing with the furnace, and moving things around. Edited November 29, 2006 by CaP'N GRuNGe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Another vote for the webcam, does your wife walk around after her shower naked or is it just you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 (edited) a Cliaz cam...now that sounds like fun. BTW, I have a habit of messing with my wife in my sleep so I wouldn't say that's all that freaky. Edited November 29, 2006 by rajncajn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 a Cliaz cam...now that sounds like fun. BTW, I have a habit of messing with my wife in my sleep so I wouldn't say that's all that freaky. I also have a habit of messing with your wife when you are asleep...that is freaky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 you need to call Dr. Peter Venkman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I would go out and buy one of those EMF detectors that they use on the ghost shows. I have no idea what they are supposed to prove and you are probably just reading some discharge from a frayed wire in your wall but it is an electronic gadget and it is just hard to go wrong with a new electronic gadget IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 BTW, I have a habit of messing with my wife in my sleep so I wouldn't say that's all that freaky. Yup me too. It's called sexapnia (sp?). Thank god my beautiful wife has it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 I would go out and buy one of those EMF detectors that they use on the ghost shows. I have no idea what they are supposed to prove and you are probably just reading some discharge from a frayed wire in your wall but it is an electronic gadget and it is just hard to go wrong with a new electronic gadget IMO. good info here. Maybe I can convince my wife that a new table saw can prove if there is a ghost or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I also have a habit of messing with your wife when you are asleep...that is freaky... If I didn't know you were gay I might take you seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 If I didn't know you were gay I might take you seriously. It isn't being gay if you close your eyes really tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 It isn't being gay if you close your eyes really tight. Sometimes a hole is just a hole, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 Sometimes a hole is just a hole, eh? hey, i prefer jelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 It isn't being gay if you close your eyes really tight. It also isnt gay if yer crying. :prisonrules: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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